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amorphous blob (32 - they/them) obsessed with arcane 💍 ROSE GOLD WEDDING RING!!! 💍 @batsbun.bsky.social
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@pineapplejellyshoe.bsky.social
· May 31
heyo, used to be battyrowan, now pineapplejellyshoe(s) on blsky and twitch!
I hate applying for jobs. Cover letters are the absolute worst. 💀
September 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I hate applying for jobs. Cover letters are the absolute worst. 💀
Bought myself tiny book shop on Friday, after much influence from my wife. I’m already on year 2…
August 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Bought myself tiny book shop on Friday, after much influence from my wife. I’m already on year 2…
Oooo the new Glass Animals single is such a tasty treat. It feels like it could have come straight off of Dreamland. Thank you, Dave. 🙏🏻
August 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Oooo the new Glass Animals single is such a tasty treat. It feels like it could have come straight off of Dreamland. Thank you, Dave. 🙏🏻
Fuck summer. Our AC can’t keep up with this humidity. My wife and I can’t sleep 😭😭😭 I was able to at least get a few hours, can’t say the same for Merr 💔
July 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Fuck summer. Our AC can’t keep up with this humidity. My wife and I can’t sleep 😭😭😭 I was able to at least get a few hours, can’t say the same for Merr 💔
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
This diva.
This diva.
July 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
This diva.
This diva.
My raspberry lemonade marg in a Shrek 4 Fiona McDonald’s cup. @batsbun.bsky.social on the other hand made a pickle margarita in their Donkey cup. Now we’re watching The Rise of Skywalker on our projector. Dating your best friend is the best.
July 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My raspberry lemonade marg in a Shrek 4 Fiona McDonald’s cup. @batsbun.bsky.social on the other hand made a pickle margarita in their Donkey cup. Now we’re watching The Rise of Skywalker on our projector. Dating your best friend is the best.
hello hypomania my old friend
a cat in a robe is sitting on a bed with the words [ manic laughter ] written above it
ALT: a cat in a robe is sitting on a bed with the words [ manic laughter ] written above it
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July 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
hello hypomania my old friend
Hey HMJers, does anyone work in HR? I’m considering a career change and would love to pick peoples’ brains. 🙏🏻
July 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hey HMJers, does anyone work in HR? I’m considering a career change and would love to pick peoples’ brains. 🙏🏻
Me and the wife have been locked in to the Lights Out audiobook together. We’re just listening and going “exaaaactlyyyy”
a woman holding a cup of coffee with the words exactly written below her
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July 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Me and the wife have been locked in to the Lights Out audiobook together. We’re just listening and going “exaaaactlyyyy”
I used to love salmon sushi and poké but somewhere along the way my body decided that sometimes, the texture is going to make me gag. I never know when, so ordering poké tonight was a risk. Tonight is a texture hell night apparently.
a cartoon of spongebob sitting next to patrick star
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July 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I used to love salmon sushi and poké but somewhere along the way my body decided that sometimes, the texture is going to make me gag. I never know when, so ordering poké tonight was a risk. Tonight is a texture hell night apparently.
me: I’m bored, nothing is stimulating my brain enough
[contacts all the friends I haven’t spoken to in months because I crave conversation all at once]
me: wait, am I manic again? is it the ADHD or the bipolar acting up? 🫠
[contacts all the friends I haven’t spoken to in months because I crave conversation all at once]
me: wait, am I manic again? is it the ADHD or the bipolar acting up? 🫠
July 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
me: I’m bored, nothing is stimulating my brain enough
[contacts all the friends I haven’t spoken to in months because I crave conversation all at once]
me: wait, am I manic again? is it the ADHD or the bipolar acting up? 🫠
[contacts all the friends I haven’t spoken to in months because I crave conversation all at once]
me: wait, am I manic again? is it the ADHD or the bipolar acting up? 🫠
Me and @batsbun.bsky.social went on a mall outing today for their birthday. We only found one overpriced Sleep Token shirt at Spencer’s. HT had the Even in Arcadia shirt I wanted from the site but it was preorder online. Except they only had up to a medium. 🫠 Stores always under stock plus sizes. 😭
July 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me and @batsbun.bsky.social went on a mall outing today for their birthday. We only found one overpriced Sleep Token shirt at Spencer’s. HT had the Even in Arcadia shirt I wanted from the site but it was preorder online. Except they only had up to a medium. 🫠 Stores always under stock plus sizes. 😭
Why did I pay Hot Topic over $100 to send me a shitty quality Sleep Token shirt with a hole in it (+ a Vessel tee for my wife)? The exchange and shipping costs killed me. 💀 The HT in Canada are generally shit and don’t have the same variety. I was excited for it but honestly it was a bit of a flop.
July 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Why did I pay Hot Topic over $100 to send me a shitty quality Sleep Token shirt with a hole in it (+ a Vessel tee for my wife)? The exchange and shipping costs killed me. 💀 The HT in Canada are generally shit and don’t have the same variety. I was excited for it but honestly it was a bit of a flop.
Me and my wife are playing Waverly again… this time, on our projector. It definitely looks great blown up on our bedroom wall.
July 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Me and my wife are playing Waverly again… this time, on our projector. It definitely looks great blown up on our bedroom wall.
@batsbun.bsky.social and I are on a zombie kick.
Watched 28DL, enjoyed it. Watched 28YL, liked even more, liked the emotional stuff.
We made the mistake of watching Train to Busan. I just sat in bed sobbing for 15 minutes. It made me so fucking sad but it was my favourite of the 3. 😭
Watched 28DL, enjoyed it. Watched 28YL, liked even more, liked the emotional stuff.
We made the mistake of watching Train to Busan. I just sat in bed sobbing for 15 minutes. It made me so fucking sad but it was my favourite of the 3. 😭
July 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
@batsbun.bsky.social and I are on a zombie kick.
Watched 28DL, enjoyed it. Watched 28YL, liked even more, liked the emotional stuff.
We made the mistake of watching Train to Busan. I just sat in bed sobbing for 15 minutes. It made me so fucking sad but it was my favourite of the 3. 😭
Watched 28DL, enjoyed it. Watched 28YL, liked even more, liked the emotional stuff.
We made the mistake of watching Train to Busan. I just sat in bed sobbing for 15 minutes. It made me so fucking sad but it was my favourite of the 3. 😭
said to my wife "we're in our 30s... it's midnight on a wednesday... and we're eating froot loops over the box with our new mattress in it"
shit kinda sucks right now but at least I get to do that with my best friend
shit kinda sucks right now but at least I get to do that with my best friend
June 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
said to my wife "we're in our 30s... it's midnight on a wednesday... and we're eating froot loops over the box with our new mattress in it"
shit kinda sucks right now but at least I get to do that with my best friend
shit kinda sucks right now but at least I get to do that with my best friend
my wife @batsbun.bsky.social fell asleep to granite by sleep token and said "you put on my lullaby :("
a picture of a person with a cat behind them that says made with my own two paws on it
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June 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
my wife @batsbun.bsky.social fell asleep to granite by sleep token and said "you put on my lullaby :("
Not a 14 yo trying to follow me on here 💀
June 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Not a 14 yo trying to follow me on here 💀
Coping with my shitty job by telling myself “I GET to have a job and pay rent” 💀
June 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Coping with my shitty job by telling myself “I GET to have a job and pay rent” 💀
@batsbun.bsky.social finally got me to listen to Sleep Token and I’ve just had their latest album, top to bottom, on repeat for days. Vessel lives in my head rent free now.
June 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
@batsbun.bsky.social finally got me to listen to Sleep Token and I’ve just had their latest album, top to bottom, on repeat for days. Vessel lives in my head rent free now.
I see everyone is doing the wimb trend. I don't really feel like sharing a photo but mine is just the essentials: wallet, keys, phone, mask, vape. lol
May 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I see everyone is doing the wimb trend. I don't really feel like sharing a photo but mine is just the essentials: wallet, keys, phone, mask, vape. lol
heyo, used to be battyrowan, now pineapplejellyshoe(s) on blsky and twitch!
May 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
heyo, used to be battyrowan, now pineapplejellyshoe(s) on blsky and twitch!
Yes I did log in for the first time in a while (months?) to take a character test, what of it?
May 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Yes I did log in for the first time in a while (months?) to take a character test, what of it?
This is upsetting. Donny Dunn’s top tag is ‘traumatized (not flourishing)’.
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May 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is upsetting. Donny Dunn’s top tag is ‘traumatized (not flourishing)’.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I opened blsky for the first time in a month just to see that god forsaken gif
February 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I opened blsky for the first time in a month just to see that god forsaken gif