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Jokes of questionable quality.
Hey magats - when you shoot yourself in the foot do you aim for a specific toe? Or just kinda point at the middle and blast away?
Hey magats - when you shoot yourself in the foot do you aim for a specific toe? Or just kinda point at the middle and blast away?
Correction. According to Donny, who won his 4th grade spelling bee - nobody spelled more words especially Biden, I mean this was spelling the likes of which the universe has never seen, it’s the Noble Prize.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 10, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Correction. According to Donny, who won his 4th grade spelling bee - nobody spelled more words especially Biden, I mean this was spelling the likes of which the universe has never seen, it’s the Noble Prize.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
July 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Weird how damaged ears never grow back eh?
Maybe trumps next grift will be ‘magic ear regeneration cream’?
Maybe trumps next grift will be ‘magic ear regeneration cream’?
July 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Weird how damaged ears never grow back eh?
Maybe trumps next grift will be ‘magic ear regeneration cream’?
Maybe trumps next grift will be ‘magic ear regeneration cream’?
Funny thing about ears? When damaged, they never grow back.
July 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Funny thing about ears? When damaged, they never grow back.
Funny thing about ears. They never grow back..
July 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Funny thing about ears. They never grow back..
And all these outfits came after the transformation procedure of course.
Dear Leader likes his cabinet to have a certain Fox News look.
Dear Leader likes his cabinet to have a certain Fox News look.
June 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
And all these outfits came after the transformation procedure of course.
Dear Leader likes his cabinet to have a certain Fox News look.
Dear Leader likes his cabinet to have a certain Fox News look.
Jeez I can’t remember. Does this count as chaos?
June 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Jeez I can’t remember. Does this count as chaos?
Funny thing about ears.. they don’t grow back..
I mean unless you’re trump?
I mean unless you’re trump?
June 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Funny thing about ears.. they don’t grow back..
I mean unless you’re trump?
I mean unless you’re trump?
Step 1) get the mar-a-lago face transformation procedure so as to please dear leader✅
Step 2) Pose with Sunglasses von Baldhead and Stupidface McArmTattoo, in a manner where there’s a decent chance of blasting one like a puppy ✅
Step 3) Make everyone hate you ✅
Step 4) Profit! ❌
Step 2) Pose with Sunglasses von Baldhead and Stupidface McArmTattoo, in a manner where there’s a decent chance of blasting one like a puppy ✅
Step 3) Make everyone hate you ✅
Step 4) Profit! ❌
April 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Step 1) get the mar-a-lago face transformation procedure so as to please dear leader✅
Step 2) Pose with Sunglasses von Baldhead and Stupidface McArmTattoo, in a manner where there’s a decent chance of blasting one like a puppy ✅
Step 3) Make everyone hate you ✅
Step 4) Profit! ❌
Step 2) Pose with Sunglasses von Baldhead and Stupidface McArmTattoo, in a manner where there’s a decent chance of blasting one like a puppy ✅
Step 3) Make everyone hate you ✅
Step 4) Profit! ❌
It’s a maga miracle!!
April 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It’s a maga miracle!!
Another maga makeover and confirmed ghoul.
March 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Another maga makeover and confirmed ghoul.
And Marco added himself. He had a second device..
Who had physical control of that 2nd device? Was it protected? Who was looking at it.. seems a reasonable question for our Secretary of State..
Who had physical control of that 2nd device? Was it protected? Who was looking at it.. seems a reasonable question for our Secretary of State..
March 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
And Marco added himself. He had a second device..
Who had physical control of that 2nd device? Was it protected? Who was looking at it.. seems a reasonable question for our Secretary of State..
Who had physical control of that 2nd device? Was it protected? Who was looking at it.. seems a reasonable question for our Secretary of State..
Marco added himself. He had two devices…
Who had his other device? Was there a passcode? Anyone with that second device and passcode can see everything regardless of encryption.
Who had his other device? Was there a passcode? Anyone with that second device and passcode can see everything regardless of encryption.
March 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Marco added himself. He had two devices…
Who had his other device? Was there a passcode? Anyone with that second device and passcode can see everything regardless of encryption.
Who had his other device? Was there a passcode? Anyone with that second device and passcode can see everything regardless of encryption.
Yet you voted for this…
March 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Yet you voted for this…
So @mluckovich.bsky.social getting booted off Das Reich for this cartoon is definitely not censorship then.
February 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So @mluckovich.bsky.social getting booted off Das Reich for this cartoon is definitely not censorship then.
Again, try it yourself. Find a copybook online, copy paste into whatever LLM you want. Here was part of my output.
February 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Again, try it yourself. Find a copybook online, copy paste into whatever LLM you want. Here was part of my output.
