It sounds as if you need a friend that likes to drive, that is also ̶a̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶m̶u̶c̶k̶ willing to chauffeur.

Final rule to the non-championship but superior bowl playoff tourney:

No Notre Dame.

If they expand this playoff, I've no problem with that. We've got Peaches and Paninis and Famous Potatoes. We have Cheez-Its and and Coffee and Bush's Baked Beans.

Call it the Food Pyramid and let them fight.

There will be rules. They are non-negotiable.

A red team has to play a green team in the Chili.
Both Queso teams must be yellow or orange.
Both teams in Pop Tarts must have an off-white (frosting) color.
It's Tiger v Tiger in the Cereal Bowl.

Late rounds: Gotta dump tea/juice/mayo on coach.

I could absolutely calibrate the fuck out of some Popeyes rn, but it's cold and wintry and I've already been out in that all day.

I'm going to settle for pot pie and soup.

vibes are exquisite

Pretty certain I'm human discernment, even if it's gotten me nowhere.

(secret best time zone)

I'm sure You Got It (The Right Stuff).

So you changed that immediately, yes? Can't allow that to continue into 2026.

Willooooooooooooooooooooow!!

Tyler's dad scouting coaches sons' arms, will be assistant to coach whose son will form unstoppable duo.

Good band.