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Pinche the Undying
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Pinche 2 - Colon cancer 0

Groucho Marxist and middle finger enthusiast, pastor of Our Lady of the Middle Finger Church and Tax Shelter™

#D&D&D Dungeons & Dragons & Doobies, DM and high af wizard
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Greetings everyone!

May all of your fucks be off
Even Luci needed the heating pad today 😄
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Giants lol 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
How I sound explaining my campaign to normals...

#D&D&D
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Finally, Magic the Gathering quit congress.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
TFW you adult daughter asks you to DM a campaign for her and her friends

#D&D&D 😃
a man says i 'm just a proud papa in front of a painting
ALT: a man says i 'm just a proud papa in front of a painting
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
THEM: stamped it

ME: double stamped it,no erasies

THEM: triple stamped it, no erasies, touch blue make it true. [puts his hands over his ears and sings]

ME:
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I will stop when it stops sucking ass, so basically I'll never stop
I will never stop criticizing the U.S government
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I can almost see the 4way screen on our 25" tv as I listen
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I spy Fort Kickass and Fort Kickass spies me 👁
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Kim,

I alao have some bad news about your dad stealing your nose when you were a kid...
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Stop attacking me 😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
7th grade science teachers:
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
After awhile, crocodile late for airport #sixwordstory
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This game is exciting! lol
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Lolth is pleased...
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Its pretty clear the 2026 draft needs to be all defensive line picks, holy crap...

2026 49ers carrying 30 out of 53 DLs to start the season 😂🙃
New additions to the #49ers injury report
Limited:
DL Keion White (groin)
DL Kalia Davis (ankle)
Did not participate:
DL Alfred Collins (hip)
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"How much longer? These shoes weren't cobbled for a quest" ~ Margo, The Magicians

I love her so goddamn much 😂
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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“I could smell the onions and the mustard, motherfucker.”
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I spotted a Bag Witch emerging from her lair #D&D
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM