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Pimento Mori
@pimento-mori.bsky.social
Pissy satirist & author, "Vote Loki: 2024" and "God Of Stories"
Queer, autistic, and angry. Clean underwear and a dirty mind. 🏳️‍🌈
https://archiveofourown.org/series/3509920
oof, so she ain't the only one there's also this dickweed 🙄
August 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Flavor Flav being more cooler about the news than half the men on the internet really says a lot about both

in a world full East Coast Jays, be a Flavor Flav ⏰
August 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
I wrote exactly this sort of thing a full year ago, complete with all the ramifications and analysis, and now it's happening in real life

what the fuck are we even doing right now????
August 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
got it, pls tell the kitties for me that they're lovely and majestic
April 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
they're turning on him, LOL
February 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I had no idea Tesla had a fireworks mode
January 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This is the most "Gotham City just seconds before something terrible happened" image I think I've ever found. Inspired, I plan to have that Something Terrible™️ written and posted by NYE.
December 25, 2024 at 4:32 PM
[snippet]
December 25, 2024 at 3:37 AM
this poem has lived rent-free in the back of my head for 25 years now

it blew up the character limit, so it's a screenshot (with alt text, cuz I love you people)
December 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
in related news, … LMAO
December 22, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Yup. I get this shit all the damn time. Sometimes I wonder if they're shitbots, but then I remember that real actual people have been like this for longer than we've had bots, and it makes me wanna pick a void and start screaming.
December 22, 2024 at 5:07 PM
how the hell do I even describe this monstrosity of a chandelier to a reader, without literally calling it a biblically accurate angel made of LEDs
LMAO
December 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
as promised: he's big, he's red, he always knows if you've been naughty - and he ain't Santa

archiveofourown.org/works/61337095
December 18, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Soon.
December 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM
December 1, 2024 at 1:26 AM
this image lives in my head rent free lately
November 27, 2024 at 11:03 PM
but I think this one might have been my best dunk yet
(archiveofourown.org/works/60337327)
November 23, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Speaking of that feckless #Muskrat: I found myself wondering what would happen if he pulled his Most Valuable Prick shit on Nick Fury. The answer I came up with:
November 22, 2024 at 11:40 PM
November 22, 2024 at 11:17 PM
definitely wasn't talkin shit about M_tt R_mney here 😉
November 22, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Max Headroom runs for POTUS, hilarity ensues
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
speaking of Kennedy Jr. and the topic of rabies … (carefully renamed companies and/or celebrities)
November 19, 2024 at 6:50 PM
ok I think I found it (in mobile browser):
November 19, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Keep breathing. I implore you.
November 7, 2024 at 4:50 AM
writing is keeping me sane, and I hope it can keep you sane as well as we shrug into fascism
November 7, 2024 at 4:46 AM