viola.
grumble grumble fucking twitter kick rocks or something idk

1. I mean, come on. Who wouldn't eat cement?
2. Knowing you guys, you'd be happy about that. Too happy about that.
3. What can I say? Jericho taught me one thing, and that's how to use chopsticks efficiently.
4. I know what you guys write about me. I know it all.

I got doughnuts for you all. Help yourselves! 😁✨️
They're vegan, so you guys can enjoy them with no problem!!!

(I definitely didn't steal these from Caitlyn and her co-workers)

caitlyn is very suspicious as to why i want to take calls more. this is why: