William the Pianist
@piltoverpianist.bsky.social
"How do we come back to normal after everything?"
The piano playing ex-soldier of Piltover. Discharged and back to his ivory keys.
Courtesy of Fitz
Arcane RP/Parody account. MVRP 18+ MDNI
The piano playing ex-soldier of Piltover. Discharged and back to his ivory keys.
Courtesy of Fitz
Arcane RP/Parody account. MVRP 18+ MDNI
Pinned
"A good man went to war.
I don't know who came out."
[Made by @stringcheeseproductions on TikTok]
I don't know who came out."
[Made by @stringcheeseproductions on TikTok]
“I’m flattered.
Sounds like a waste of good fruit anyways.”
Sounds like a waste of good fruit anyways.”
"I wouldn't throw them anyway."
“That’s a shame. Rotten ones have softer impact.”
January 15, 2026 at 7:24 AM
“I’m flattered.
Sounds like a waste of good fruit anyways.”
Sounds like a waste of good fruit anyways.”
“That’s a shame. Rotten ones have softer impact.”
"No tomatoes here, well no rotten ones anyway."
“At least you're an honest critic. I'll take a rotten tomato thrown than a backstabbing peer review in the paper.”
January 15, 2026 at 7:06 AM
“That’s a shame. Rotten ones have softer impact.”
“At least you're an honest critic. I'll take a rotten tomato thrown than a backstabbing peer review in the paper.”
"You'll always have a good audience with me around."
“Feels like forever since I had a good audience that wasn't just paying me.”
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
“At least you're an honest critic. I'll take a rotten tomato thrown than a backstabbing peer review in the paper.”
“Feels like forever since I had a good audience that wasn't just paying me.”
She clapped her hands.
"Nicely done!"
"Nicely done!"
He bowed after playing.
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
“Feels like forever since I had a good audience that wasn't just paying me.”
He peeked out in sleepwear and a toothbrush in hand.
“That’s what I’ve been saying.”
“That’s what I’ve been saying.”
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
He peeked out in sleepwear and a toothbrush in hand.
“That’s what I’ve been saying.”
“That’s what I’ve been saying.”
He bowed after playing.
Her faint smile grew once her face as her tapping followed the beat.
He smiled and kept playing, glad to have an audience again.
January 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
He bowed after playing.
He smiled and kept playing, glad to have an audience again.
Jinx stood there as William began to play, nodding her head slowly to the beat as her foot tapped against the floor.
He stretched his neck and his arms out, cracking his knuckles.
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
December 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
He smiled and kept playing, glad to have an audience again.
He stretched his neck and his arms out, cracking his knuckles.
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
He stretched his neck and his arms out, cracking his knuckles.
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
"High speed, you got it."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwdC...
"Well, it's winter, so I can go waltz or a high pace cover of a winter song."
"Maybe, whatcha got?"
"Don't suppose music would help?"
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"Well, it's winter, so I can go waltz or a high pace cover of a winter song."
"Don't suppose music would help?"
December 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
"Don't suppose music would help?"
That's more like it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
That's more like it.
Sleeping on the bow-wowing.
My daily schedule
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Sleeping on the bow-wowing.
Reposted by William the Pianist
"None. It was poor timing on my part."
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
"And did those muffins commit some awful crime to you?" A faint twitch to his lips, observing the mild fire damage and charred remains of aforementioned muffins.
“It’s for the concert success.
Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
October 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
"None. It was poor timing on my part."
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
"...Well, I appreciate that."
“ no. not at all. i’m just not going to force someone to let me drink. ”
"...Uh, I don't have a bad blood smell or something, do I?"
October 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
"...Well, I appreciate that."
"...Uh, I don't have a bad blood smell or something, do I?"
“ you’re very punny but, no. ”
"More of a /negative/ person?"
October 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
"...Uh, I don't have a bad blood smell or something, do I?"
"More of a /negative/ person?"
her eyes roll.
“ you aren’t my blood type anyways. ”
“ you aren’t my blood type anyways. ”
"I told myself I needed to buy more stakes... The carpenter guild thought I was nuts."
October 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"More of a /negative/ person?"
Reposted by William the Pianist
"I told myself I needed to buy more stakes... The carpenter guild thought I was nuts."
“ . . . yeah. you are gonna need to wash that well. ”
"So I take it the pocket aioli is just...
Gonna stain the fabric?"
Gonna stain the fabric?"
October 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
"I told myself I needed to buy more stakes... The carpenter guild thought I was nuts."
"So I take it the pocket aioli is just...
Gonna stain the fabric?"
Gonna stain the fabric?"
ivory covered her lips with her hand. trying not to break out into laughter.
“ you’re adorable. ”
“ you’re adorable. ”
He slowly reopened the door; his body completely covered in bandoliers of garlic.
"...Shit."
"...Shit."
October 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
"So I take it the pocket aioli is just...
Gonna stain the fabric?"
Gonna stain the fabric?"
He slowly reopened the door; his body completely covered in bandoliers of garlic.
"...Shit."
"...Shit."
“ you know that’s just in movie, right? ”
He slowly reversed back into his home.
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
October 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
He slowly reopened the door; his body completely covered in bandoliers of garlic.
"...Shit."
"...Shit."
He slowly reversed back into his home.
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
big brown eyes were still set on him.
"...Sorry, I think you have the wrong address. The hells away from me is about 1700 kilometers that way."
He pointed in a random direction.
He pointed in a random direction.
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
He slowly reversed back into his home.
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
"...Sorry, I think you have the wrong address. The hells away from me is about 1700 kilometers that way."
He pointed in a random direction.
He pointed in a random direction.
“ blood. ”
“…Ah! Vegetarian. I’ll whip up a salad!”
October 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
"...Sorry, I think you have the wrong address. The hells away from me is about 1700 kilometers that way."
He pointed in a random direction.
He pointed in a random direction.
“…Ah! Vegetarian. I’ll whip up a salad!”
“ . . . not that either. ”
“Pastries!”
October 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
“…Ah! Vegetarian. I’ll whip up a salad!”
“Pastries!”
. . . no.
For music…?
October 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
“Pastries!”