"no! We aren't allowed to program it!"

... You can tell it that we are using the right sized paper, right?

"No!! It's A4!"

It's a tabloid size and you are trying to make it an A4. You are pointing at a cow and calling it a goose. The printer and computer is just as confused at your demands.

I watched my boss shout and freak out for over 10 mins "it's says it's jammed, but it isn't! We need call in a contractor!"

I take less than 3 seconds and the jammed paper is out.

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