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December 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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"yoda ate my balls" webcomic from one million years ago its luke skywalker and yoda on dagoba. its a fucked up swamp planet that smells and yoda is like an old illiterate man who is small and knows magic. you can check out star wars at the library i think. anyway, dialogue: Y: luke... your balls, to me must they now be given. L: but master yoda, how will i become a jedi with no balls? Y: balls you need not. a jedi draws his power from the force, not his balls. but week i am now, and balls i need. L; ok yoda, here ya go. Y: mmm. so long it has been since i have munched on balls. powerful is the force, but it is nothing compared to the taste of BALLS!
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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video alt: Short clip from the game Anachronox in which Grumpos employs his yammer attack in battle
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM