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I can't say "thank you" anymore without thinking of Ashton Hall.
June 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Furby in the 90s: noo-loo
Everyone: it's learning what I say so creepy

Chatgpt: I'm going to kill you
Everyone: it doesn't know anything
June 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Goodwill having a donation drop-off in the back is the hoarding version of cigarettes having a quit smoking hotline printed on them
June 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm 36 and I still think about becoming a goth
June 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I have no chill and I must nap
May 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Mood the last week
May 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Another backyard spider
May 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Took this in my backyard
May 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Lizzy mcAlpine is the new Joni Mitchell
May 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Nu metal voice: with a knick-knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
April 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
muting my speakers and not my microphone when I have to fart during the zoom
April 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Your gonna guarantee the way you look, I like it
April 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Owning a home means lots of little elves show up at your house demanding $200 or they will curse all your appliances and fixtures to break down over the next 2 years.
April 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"how many times do I have to not tell you"

- people from the midwest
April 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"whatever, nerd."

- Orff's bully after Orff wrote O Fortuna to gain his respect
March 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The new turning test is whether I use Gemini or Google for bread maker recipes
March 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
When my cat is getting attention from us on the couch and my girlfriend's cat walks up into her territory
March 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The calendar mechanic in Final Fantasy Tactics provides the first empirical evidence that jrpg characters only change their clothes once a year at most
February 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM