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By said bear. Giving his love one more forehead kiss and a promise to return as soon as possible, made his way to made sure that monster of a man knew his place.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bloody Beary
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Dressed glory. He was guided to lay down as his husband hummed their song while running his hand through his hair. Once Lan Wangji was sure his baby was asleep, Bloody Beary keeping guard. Hoping that whoever even thinks about harming his Wei Ying would get their souls eaten+
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
While he assisted Wei Ying with a bath. The smile on his beloved’s face was always his favorite thing. So when he saw the bear, he immediately ran to it, gasping and holding it close. It was a bear he’s been wanting for forever, Bloody Beary from Build-a-bear. All in her red+
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Space and fell onto the bed sobbing. Lan Wangji wasted no time in asking his men to hold the man in his special “meeting room” and he will see to him himself. Right now, his wife was his priority. Asking another of his men to fetch a gift and to have it left on the bed+
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
That wouldn’t leave him alone. To lay it on even thinker, he said the man called him a whore for money. The problem was that, when Wei Ying started saying these things, sometimes he would start to believe himself. So real tears started to form and he ran off to their living+
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Work, he turned to insults. Well fuck that. Wei Wuxian has had enough. And he wails. Loud enough for anyone to hear and who does? Why his Lan in shining armor. Lan Wangji rushes to to Wei Ying’s side where the smaller man promptly cries and points to the gross man+
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Didn’t give up, trying the “nice guy” approach. Ew. Wei Wuxian showed the man the ring on his finger that he could never afford. Not that he needed it, but it made his husband happy to see him wear it. He was happy to make him happy. So, when the “nice guy” bit didn’t+
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Now, he actually bought two pairs of heels. One blue/white and the other black/red. One for elegance and the other for modesty. He was a modest woman after all…plus, the straps helped the latter actually stay on during…the activities 😉😉
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Face was something Wei Wei Ying would never forget. To anyone else, it would look like his husband wasn’t impressed whatsoever. But to Wei Ying, that golden gaze held, want, desire, love and most of all, all the positions he’s going to ruin Wei Ying in said heels.
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
As Lan Wangji was putting his shoes on by the door, Wei Ying quickly fished the heels out, took everything off and sauntered his way to his husband. Only asking for a proper kiss before he left…

“Lan ZhaaaAn! Waaiiitt! I want a kiss!!…please.”

The look Lan Wangji had on his+
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The other any reason to not trust him. So he has to put his revenge(term used loosely) into action. And he would do so tomorrow morning. His biggest problem was making sure to BE awake before Lan Zhan even left.

And by a miracle (that would probably only happen once) he was! +
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
He gets better and better. Then one day, he’s just dancing around the house and hiding them before his husband gets home. And hiding things from Lan Zhan is hard!! If the taller man suspects anything, he doesn’t say. Though this is pretty harmless, Wei Ying doesn’t want to give+
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
With a sly smile on his face, he goes and orders himself a pair. He meticulously picks them out just for his Lan Zhan. So when they arrive, he practices. With some regret because how in the world can women walk in these let alone spend ALL DAY in them. However, within a week+
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
No words come out of lwj’s mouth. He can only stares longingly as his crush runs away.

“You know, you should really be just a bit bolder.”

And lwj just glares at his big brother. But then blushes because

GYMNASTICS?! 🤸‍♀️
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Thank you!! 🥰🥰
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
With bated breath as to who went to who. Eyes wide as Jiang Yanli and Jiang Wanyin walked calmly to both Jin Zixuan and Lan Xichen.

All the while Wei Wuxian let out a loud “LAN ZHAN!” And jumped into his arms. Lan Wangji willingly caught him and held him close.
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM