Right? I don't know why neurotypicals say that. If I know what you meant I wouldn't fucking ask.

Every time I am asked what animal I want to be, I say house cat. They don't even know how good they've got it.

I've never been cool, and I'm totally cool with it. Lots of people say this, but now that I'm in my 40s I give zero fucks about what other people think of me outside of a professional setting. I guess that might make me cool? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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"Oh! Did you mean in military time?"
"Yes!" (At this point she started laughing)
"Dude! I'm autistic, I need clear communication! Yes, 17 is 5"
One of the clients: "Are you really?"
"Yes!"
Another client: "Girl, samesies!"
😅
I just about died.

Oh absolutely! I'm also neurodivergent so I totally get that.

Yeah, I was being sarcastic. I've always thought that ideal was stupid for exactly the reasons you stated.

Oh I didn't think you were.

So not only are we threatening gerrymandering, we're also stooping to insulting his manhood. What happened to when they go low, we go high? This is just gross.

Some of the other clients were trying to convince him to kick in one of the doors (it's a locked facility with magnet locks which really aren't that hard to kick through), and I said "X, please don't kick the door open!" He looked at me and said "Sorry guys, my favorite staff asked me not to." 🥹

Sometimes they just like to collect them, but sometimes they like to give them to staff so we can hang them on our badge or lanyard. I've been working here for almost 4 months now, and I finally got my first one a couple of days ago. It was one of the harder days too, with multiple crash outs.

Yeah I'll have to see what I can find for my fandoms and favorite RPG series. I've been playing a lot of FFX lately, and the story hits way different at 42 than it did at 19.

I've missed you too! I don't really care for the Twitteresque format, but I'll get used to it. I quit Facebook just due to privacy concerns and the state of the country. I don't trust Zuckerberg. My account is still active but I deleted the app and Instagram.

I quit Facebook and I still need a place to word vomit, so hiiiii!

When I was younger I thought like this a lot and actively sought out movies that I thought scared me. About a year ago I got to take clients of mine to the movies regularly and there were two movies that fucked me up. I realized then that I love the jump scares, not "scary" movies.