"Well yeah, when it's time ta sleep or bathe."

“Hum…Ah’ dunno ‘bout this one master.”

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“Guh…Ah’ knew this was a bad idea.” The portly hog murmured, as he wandered the dingy alleyways of Piltover’s undercity. Surely he’d be able to find his way back topside before he got hungry…or worse, someone got hungry for him.

And Zhu is blissfully unaware, even as the smell of smoke and flames slowly near his location.

“Mmh…toasty…” he mumbles in his slumber.

Whoa, that sounds real dangerous…especially for a pig that’s sleeping under a tree right now.

“Haw haw, yay!” He smiles happily at his master.

“What ‘bout me? Ah’m very interestin!”

“Huh. Never heard’f that village before. Do they got tasty food?”

“Haw haw, thanks. Are ya from round these parts?”

“Bet…uh, el, haw. My name’s Zhu Bajie, but most folks jus’ call me Zhu. Nice ta meetcha.”

He offered a dopey smile back.