Haiku
@piglatinhaiku.bsky.social
Random thoughts. Probably about video games or gay shit.
He was BORN a ghost? That’s a clever way to get around the idea that a baby had to die for a ghost baby to exist. #LuigisMansion
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
He was BORN a ghost? That’s a clever way to get around the idea that a baby had to die for a ghost baby to exist. #LuigisMansion
This is what it’s like to live in Chicago.
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is what it’s like to live in Chicago.
This is basically what I used Mario Paint for when I was a kid and I thought I was so edgy and creative. I’m not proud of it now but if I knew how easy it would be to save and share this creation with the world in 2025, my inner 9-year-old would be disappointed with me if I didn’t do that.
August 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is basically what I used Mario Paint for when I was a kid and I thought I was so edgy and creative. I’m not proud of it now but if I knew how easy it would be to save and share this creation with the world in 2025, my inner 9-year-old would be disappointed with me if I didn’t do that.
Hey um… Can you please just come out and let me in?
July 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hey um… Can you please just come out and let me in?
Some of these ingredients are made up, right? Wasn’t Apocalypse Scorpion a vehicle in F-Zero? And Death Spiral a track from F-Zero?
July 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Some of these ingredients are made up, right? Wasn’t Apocalypse Scorpion a vehicle in F-Zero? And Death Spiral a track from F-Zero?
Was not sure if that would qualify as a clear… 😮💨 #MarioKartWorld
July 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Was not sure if that would qualify as a clear… 😮💨 #MarioKartWorld
My “I’m officially old” moment: I do not at all relate with the person for whom this ad is intended.
June 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My “I’m officially old” moment: I do not at all relate with the person for whom this ad is intended.
Really enjoying Good Game, No Rematch by Mike Drucker! As an awkward millennial who’s been way too obsessed with video games my whole life, the experiences he writes about are so relatable, it almost feels like I could have written many of them. If I was a better writer, I mean.
June 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Really enjoying Good Game, No Rematch by Mike Drucker! As an awkward millennial who’s been way too obsessed with video games my whole life, the experiences he writes about are so relatable, it almost feels like I could have written many of them. If I was a better writer, I mean.
I got one of those cat bowls with ridges inside designed to stop cats from eating so fast that they puke.
One of our cats threw up into the bowl.
Guess it doesn’t work…
One of our cats threw up into the bowl.
Guess it doesn’t work…
May 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I got one of those cat bowls with ridges inside designed to stop cats from eating so fast that they puke.
One of our cats threw up into the bowl.
Guess it doesn’t work…
One of our cats threw up into the bowl.
Guess it doesn’t work…
Y’all, chest tattoos hurt like hell!
February 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Y’all, chest tattoos hurt like hell!
Sharing a sunbeam with my cat on this cold Chicago day.
January 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sharing a sunbeam with my cat on this cold Chicago day.
My next camping trip is still five long months away but I’m craving s’mores now…
January 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My next camping trip is still five long months away but I’m craving s’mores now…
Thinking about getting the 🔪❤️🩸 Chucky tattoo that Tiffany Valentine has in Bride of Chucky. Would that be cool?…
January 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Thinking about getting the 🔪❤️🩸 Chucky tattoo that Tiffany Valentine has in Bride of Chucky. Would that be cool?…
Jade loves the Christmas tree!
December 24, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Jade loves the Christmas tree!
Neat life hack for learning which of your friends care about you
December 12, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Neat life hack for learning which of your friends care about you
November 22, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Q: Is it fall or is it winter?
A: It’s Chicago. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A: It’s Chicago. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 21, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Q: Is it fall or is it winter?
A: It’s Chicago. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A: It’s Chicago. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Listen, Meetup, you don’t know me!
November 16, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Listen, Meetup, you don’t know me!
A second cup of coffee at 7:00pm? I’ll be fine by bedtime.
Me at 3:00am:
Me at 3:00am:
October 8, 2024 at 8:47 AM
A second cup of coffee at 7:00pm? I’ll be fine by bedtime.
Me at 3:00am:
Me at 3:00am:
I went to the Portland Retro Gaming Expo and all I got was this sweet Mario 3 hat, this dazzling neon moogle, and this iconic River City Ransom art.
September 30, 2024 at 4:25 AM
I went to the Portland Retro Gaming Expo and all I got was this sweet Mario 3 hat, this dazzling neon moogle, and this iconic River City Ransom art.
Update: I did pretty okay!
Also, I love that there’s a separate leaderboard for people born the same year as you, and that it tells you how old you were when the game was originally released.
Also, I love that there’s a separate leaderboard for people born the same year as you, and that it tells you how old you were when the game was originally released.
July 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Update: I did pretty okay!
Also, I love that there’s a separate leaderboard for people born the same year as you, and that it tells you how old you were when the game was originally released.
Also, I love that there’s a separate leaderboard for people born the same year as you, and that it tells you how old you were when the game was originally released.
I got past the steps without losing momentum! Saved .04 seconds and that got me the S rank, finally! 😮💨
July 21, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I got past the steps without losing momentum! Saved .04 seconds and that got me the S rank, finally! 😮💨