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Centre Alliance

A midi you’d swear was a stronger beer and they diluted it with soda water if it weren’t for the fact that they were opening the cans in front of you.
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
KAP

A moonshine that could be nice, but there's a bitterness that you just can't get past
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Teal

A really good white wine
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
JLN

A shitty white wine
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
One Nation

A homebrew so bad you worry about your eyesight
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The Nationals

A heretofore unknown variety of Bundaberg Rum that's somehow even worse than the regular variety and L.A. Ice
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Libertarians

What they claim is coke, what looks like coke, but there's something about it that makes you feel like it's not actually coke
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
ALP

A Slab of beer that they take to every party, but they rarely let anyone grab a beer from and they always take it home with them. This is the 5th outing of this particular slab.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Legalise Cannabis

Enough pot for everyone, but not enough munchies
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The Greens

A vegan red wine that makes you wonder how the AJP found something so awful
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
AJP

A wine that makes you question how animal abuse can make a wine taste so much better
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
DLP

VB or whatever other really shitty basic beer is around
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Liberals

A bottle of wine that's already been opened and's of a variety/vintage they don't like
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
VicSoc

Nothing, they plan to redistribute what's already there (plus they don't have any money)
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Family First

Nothing, they're against drugs and alcohol, and fizzy water is for gays
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM