perpetual emotion machine
@pigfingers.bsky.social
fugitive of murphy’s law
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I became a musician because sex wasn’t enough for me. I wanted to disappoint 30-50 people at once
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I became a musician because sex wasn’t enough for me. I wanted to disappoint 30-50 people at once
life is an immovable object, and I am a very stoppable force
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
life is an immovable object, and I am a very stoppable force
I swear we used to at least get pizza parties
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I swear we used to at least get pizza parties
BELIEVE WOMEN*
* unless they’re reassuring you that you look beautiful
* unless they’re reassuring you that you look beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
BELIEVE WOMEN*
* unless they’re reassuring you that you look beautiful
* unless they’re reassuring you that you look beautiful
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Is she…. you know….. forbidden to eat the grapefruit?
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Is she…. you know….. forbidden to eat the grapefruit?
far be it from me to say that the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay … but the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
far be it from me to say that the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay … but the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay
Unfollowing now. I was familiar with his history of stalking and harassment, but I had no idea about his terrible band
October 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Unfollowing now. I was familiar with his history of stalking and harassment, but I had no idea about his terrible band
my bandmate is always pulling his string to raise the pitch after playing a note on his stratocaster.
call that a Fender bender
call that a Fender bender
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
my bandmate is always pulling his string to raise the pitch after playing a note on his stratocaster.
call that a Fender bender
call that a Fender bender
can “protect the dolls” include avoiding media portraying us as dangerous? dogman, long legs, the ed gein season of monster… does this trope really need to be making a comeback right now? would love for allies to learn to recognize harmful shit on their own without it needing to be pointed out
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
can “protect the dolls” include avoiding media portraying us as dangerous? dogman, long legs, the ed gein season of monster… does this trope really need to be making a comeback right now? would love for allies to learn to recognize harmful shit on their own without it needing to be pointed out
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If the soft spot in my skull ever hardens up I’m going to start picking fights
October 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If the soft spot in my skull ever hardens up I’m going to start picking fights
thinking about the Everyone Is 12 theory - half the men you know still believe some version of “girls have cooties”
October 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
thinking about the Everyone Is 12 theory - half the men you know still believe some version of “girls have cooties”
who called it “herstory” and not “a walk down mammary lane”
October 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
who called it “herstory” and not “a walk down mammary lane”
How do you tell your mom that her new boyfriend looks like he speeds up to red lights
October 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How do you tell your mom that her new boyfriend looks like he speeds up to red lights
I feel like a kid on christmas *
* if the kid had to bare knuckle box santa
* if the kid had to bare knuckle box santa
September 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I feel like a kid on christmas *
* if the kid had to bare knuckle box santa
* if the kid had to bare knuckle box santa
I am on tour and being briefly reminded that being alive is worth it
September 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I am on tour and being briefly reminded that being alive is worth it
I do not have money to pay for these items but walking around with a Cart or a Basket is exhilarating
September 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I do not have money to pay for these items but walking around with a Cart or a Basket is exhilarating
autistic kids are more likely to be trainsgender
August 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
autistic kids are more likely to be trainsgender
my “yes I’m mad at you” shirt has my girlfriend asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
July 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
my “yes I’m mad at you” shirt has my girlfriend asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe i am the exception to that
July 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe i am the exception to that
everyone in the grocery store is impressed by the maturity of my purchases
June 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
everyone in the grocery store is impressed by the maturity of my purchases
*slapping the roof of a human soul*
you can fit so much regret in this bad boy
you can fit so much regret in this bad boy
June 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
*slapping the roof of a human soul*
you can fit so much regret in this bad boy
you can fit so much regret in this bad boy
someone told me that I’m out of touch with my emotions and I don’t know how that makes me feel
June 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
someone told me that I’m out of touch with my emotions and I don’t know how that makes me feel
the enrichment activities in my cage are more stimulating than the enrichment activities in your cage
May 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
the enrichment activities in my cage are more stimulating than the enrichment activities in your cage
It’s important to stay a little clocky because every time someone fucks up your name or pronouns you get to ask them for money
May 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It’s important to stay a little clocky because every time someone fucks up your name or pronouns you get to ask them for money
The majority of my problems could be solved by someone swaddling me and carrying me around like a baby. The rest of my problems unfortunately require taking up arms
April 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The majority of my problems could be solved by someone swaddling me and carrying me around like a baby. The rest of my problems unfortunately require taking up arms