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pigfingers.bsky.social
perpetual emotion machine
@pigfingers.bsky.social
fugitive of murphy’s law

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I became a musician because sex wasn’t enough for me. I wanted to disappoint 30-50 people at once
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
life is an immovable object, and I am a very stoppable force
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I swear we used to at least get pizza parties
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
BELIEVE WOMEN*

* unless they’re reassuring you that you look beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Is she…. you know….. forbidden to eat the grapefruit?
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
far be it from me to say that the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay … but the world is beautiful and everything is going to be okay
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Unfollowing now. I was familiar with his history of stalking and harassment, but I had no idea about his terrible band
October 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my bandmate is always pulling his string to raise the pitch after playing a note on his stratocaster.
call that a Fender bender
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
can “protect the dolls” include avoiding media portraying us as dangerous? dogman, long legs, the ed gein season of monster… does this trope really need to be making a comeback right now? would love for allies to learn to recognize harmful shit on their own without it needing to be pointed out
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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If the soft spot in my skull ever hardens up I’m going to start picking fights
October 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
thinking about the Everyone Is 12 theory - half the men you know still believe some version of “girls have cooties”
October 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
who called it “herstory” and not “a walk down mammary lane”
October 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
How do you tell your mom that her new boyfriend looks like he speeds up to red lights
October 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I feel like a kid on christmas *

* if the kid had to bare knuckle box santa
September 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I am on tour and being briefly reminded that being alive is worth it
September 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I do not have money to pay for these items but walking around with a Cart or a Basket is exhilarating
September 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
autistic kids are more likely to be trainsgender
August 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
my “yes I’m mad at you” shirt has my girlfriend asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
July 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe i am the exception to that
July 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
everyone in the grocery store is impressed by the maturity of my purchases
June 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
*slapping the roof of a human soul*
you can fit so much regret in this bad boy
June 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
someone told me that I’m out of touch with my emotions and I don’t know how that makes me feel
June 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
the enrichment activities in my cage are more stimulating than the enrichment activities in your cage
May 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s important to stay a little clocky because every time someone fucks up your name or pronouns you get to ask them for money
May 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The majority of my problems could be solved by someone swaddling me and carrying me around like a baby. The rest of my problems unfortunately require taking up arms
April 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM