being on antidepressants is fun because every time i go to the doctor’s office it’s me saying “hey i’ve been having some back pain” and the receptionist goes “okay just fill out this form and we’ll get you in! :)” and the form says “on a scale of 0-5 how much worth do you think you have as a person”

if i could ask God for one thing it would be the ability to physically fight a .cs file