Shale
pigeonstomper.bsky.social
Shale
@pigeonstomper.bsky.social
she/her
#darp
I do enjoy glittering while I stomp those disgusting birds.
January 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Yes, and I am a nug.
January 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Why? Are you a pigeon?
January 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
*Watches it approach thinking it's a bird, and once realizing it's not goes back to staring at nothing. Then she notices the light of the wisp shines through the gems on her shoulder making pretty colors flicker around her. She sighs, content.*
December 29, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Yes, I suppose it was.
December 29, 2024 at 2:56 PM
*Watches him curiously for another moment before getting bored and stomping away*
December 29, 2024 at 5:24 AM
He is definitely larger.

[ooc that wedding photo is adorable]
December 29, 2024 at 5:05 AM
What in the world is that thing? A bird, but not a bird. I could squish it, but I'd rather not.
December 29, 2024 at 4:44 AM
(Exasperated sigh)

I am a golem created ages ago from a dwarf who sacrificed herself- myself- to fight those wretched darkspawn.

Somehow when my control rod was broken, or maybe it was whatever that mage did to me, I regained my own mind.
December 29, 2024 at 4:12 AM
I do enjoy watching the furballs hunt birds...
December 29, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Why do I feel your presence like a vibration in the earth? Strange.

I was actually one of the short ones like you once, long ago. I was... unaware for most of the time since and I don't remember before I was woken.
December 29, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Fine. But if I see any actual crows they're getting crushed.

I will try to avoid squishing any of your people dressed like birds but I can't make any promises.
December 29, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I suppose that makes some kind of sense. I would kill just about anyone if someone gave me some pretty gems to wear in return.
December 29, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Oh, he's not tiny anymore? Good.
December 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
It shares in the joy of squishing those winged freaks of nature? I suppose it is rather adorable.

Don't tell anyone I said that.
December 29, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Uuuggghhhh. He did. All the tiny ones would dance and play around me. I hated it.
December 29, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Ugh. Yes, I was stuck there being tormented by pigeons for years. Can you imagine? Being covered in bird droppings and being used to hang decorations? Bah!
December 29, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I am tired. Tired of these blight-forsaken birds.

((ooc I promise I'm not trying to be mean but she sounds that way))
December 29, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Oh, you kill people? Now that sounds delightful.
December 29, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Wasn't it that demon the insufferable mage had trapped? I suppose it's pleased to be free from him as well.
December 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM