Chris Dämn
@pigdaddyphlegm.bsky.social
42 years on this planet and the only thing I know for certain is I'm actually 13 skunks in a trenchcoat.
https://Morguentown.com
https://Morguentown.com
did everyone just hate The Marvels because it's so unrealistic for people to come together and synchronize so perfectly to save anything at all? because I'm enjoying the movie.
January 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
did everyone just hate The Marvels because it's so unrealistic for people to come together and synchronize so perfectly to save anything at all? because I'm enjoying the movie.
I sure do hate when there's an electrical storm and a naked man appears nears me
January 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I sure do hate when there's an electrical storm and a naked man appears nears me
when life gets hard, shove a needle in it's genitals to release some of the blood and make it flaccid again.
January 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
when life gets hard, shove a needle in it's genitals to release some of the blood and make it flaccid again.
to lose everyone in your life but more properly understand yourself and place within their lives... I'm growing happier to be left tf alone by the goddamned minute
January 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
to lose everyone in your life but more properly understand yourself and place within their lives... I'm growing happier to be left tf alone by the goddamned minute
grandma reminiscing about the older days of dating apps
January 16, 2025 at 10:36 AM
grandma reminiscing about the older days of dating apps
spotify daily playlists names are like a kid has learned new words and is excited to use them even though they don't know wtf the words mean
January 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
spotify daily playlists names are like a kid has learned new words and is excited to use them even though they don't know wtf the words mean
I'm too old to watch my back. turning too fast is a sure way to hurt my back. stab as needed. I won't feel it nor will I care. please enjoy my flatulence as you claim to be the better person.
January 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm too old to watch my back. turning too fast is a sure way to hurt my back. stab as needed. I won't feel it nor will I care. please enjoy my flatulence as you claim to be the better person.
why are people shocked when a pop culture person of any type does typical human things? you all love Elvis and he was a fucking groomer piece of shit. "it was normal during that time though."
January 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
why are people shocked when a pop culture person of any type does typical human things? you all love Elvis and he was a fucking groomer piece of shit. "it was normal during that time though."
still a little skeptical of this place. I get to see nudity tho. that's pretty cool.
January 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
still a little skeptical of this place. I get to see nudity tho. that's pretty cool.
oh, Nosferhawktuah...
January 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
oh, Nosferhawktuah...
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Irony would like a word.
December 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Irony would like a word.
deactivated fb, ig, of, and kik... can't be an overemotional piece of shit that annoys everyone as easily now.
December 26, 2024 at 5:46 PM
deactivated fb, ig, of, and kik... can't be an overemotional piece of shit that annoys everyone as easily now.
me: bought a lamp in the shape of a genie
friend: if you say it's a lamp-bro-genie, I will smack you
me, visibly sweating: it's just a lamp, dude, jeez
friend: if you say it's a lamp-bro-genie, I will smack you
me, visibly sweating: it's just a lamp, dude, jeez
December 24, 2024 at 2:54 PM
me: bought a lamp in the shape of a genie
friend: if you say it's a lamp-bro-genie, I will smack you
me, visibly sweating: it's just a lamp, dude, jeez
friend: if you say it's a lamp-bro-genie, I will smack you
me, visibly sweating: it's just a lamp, dude, jeez
future scenario:
all of the rich get on a SpaceX and leave for Mars.
peasants: *rejoice*
and we all live happily ever after.
also the craft explodes and some of die from laughter.
all of the rich get on a SpaceX and leave for Mars.
peasants: *rejoice*
and we all live happily ever after.
also the craft explodes and some of die from laughter.
December 22, 2024 at 8:13 PM
future scenario:
all of the rich get on a SpaceX and leave for Mars.
peasants: *rejoice*
and we all live happily ever after.
also the craft explodes and some of die from laughter.
all of the rich get on a SpaceX and leave for Mars.
peasants: *rejoice*
and we all live happily ever after.
also the craft explodes and some of die from laughter.
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December 18, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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me: I think my lips might be chapped
*2 salt and vinegar chips later*
me: yeah, definitely chapped
*2 salt and vinegar chips later*
me: yeah, definitely chapped
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 AM
me: I think my lips might be chapped
*2 salt and vinegar chips later*
me: yeah, definitely chapped
*2 salt and vinegar chips later*
me: yeah, definitely chapped
we can never destroy more than we create. every destruction is the creation of at least one new thing.
December 4, 2024 at 4:26 PM
we can never destroy more than we create. every destruction is the creation of at least one new thing.
ever look at something and think, "why and how is this a thing?"
mirrors are so weird, man.
mirrors are so weird, man.
December 3, 2024 at 12:24 AM
ever look at something and think, "why and how is this a thing?"
mirrors are so weird, man.
mirrors are so weird, man.
