Fuckin Alice was strutting around the house for a few days after Theo died like “yeah this is my place now bitches” and then I think it dawned on her that my idle threats aren’t so idle. Stopped shitting on the floor immediately.

Oh my god it is Twohey’s now hahaha

I’m guessing some other place took over and don’t fix the rat issue. Looking at you, Gus’s 😂

jk jk love Gus’s BBQ

DERRReeeeeK!

Have to note that he didn’t own that golf course until 2002, and ground wasn’t even broken on the course by 1996.

Fuck him anyway.

Missing the old man dog today, just thinking about this text I sent my mom who happened to be in town. I don’t even remember sending it. Was just in a complete fugue state.

Anyways, hug your old ass dogs

Technically, 3rd degree burns are not a surgery. That last circle of hell is hot, y’all.

I heard it

He… looks better than in real life?

I feel like we’re all just assuming that it™ will be some combination of Elvis and Mama Cass

I can’t believe that plate hasn’t been distributed yet

Yes