Epiphany Jordan
@piffyotter.bsky.social
purveyor of fine, artisanal, handcrafted oxytocin.
I lived in Austin for 20 years, and I had a saying about travel: the only proper way to leave Austin is in an airplane, because Austin is surrounded by Texas. It takes sooooo long to get out of the state!
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I lived in Austin for 20 years, and I had a saying about travel: the only proper way to leave Austin is in an airplane, because Austin is surrounded by Texas. It takes sooooo long to get out of the state!
one of my all-time favorite songs! I have a fantastic memory of my BFF and I driving back from a day of swimming on the yuba river and singing along at the top of our lungs.
August 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
one of my all-time favorite songs! I have a fantastic memory of my BFF and I driving back from a day of swimming on the yuba river and singing along at the top of our lungs.
I just pulled out several boxes of stuff so I can start making collages later tonight. I had a couple that have been up for several months and they are going to a friend this weekend, so I'm in need of new ones?
My Tuesday morning kinda sucked, TBH. Today seems to be better.
My Tuesday morning kinda sucked, TBH. Today seems to be better.
July 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I just pulled out several boxes of stuff so I can start making collages later tonight. I had a couple that have been up for several months and they are going to a friend this weekend, so I'm in need of new ones?
My Tuesday morning kinda sucked, TBH. Today seems to be better.
My Tuesday morning kinda sucked, TBH. Today seems to be better.
roller derby teams are better managed.
July 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
roller derby teams are better managed.
sending you hugs. I had to say goodbye to my 18-year-old cat last Friday. One of the hardest things to do....
July 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
sending you hugs. I had to say goodbye to my 18-year-old cat last Friday. One of the hardest things to do....
HEB is one of the things I miss most about no longer living in Texas. they are truly amazing during a crisis. I would stab someone with a fork if they tried to steal my well-used HEB grocery bags.
July 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
HEB is one of the things I miss most about no longer living in Texas. they are truly amazing during a crisis. I would stab someone with a fork if they tried to steal my well-used HEB grocery bags.
Me too today. I lost my sweet girl of 18 years. Sending you hugs. It's so so hard.
July 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Me too today. I lost my sweet girl of 18 years. Sending you hugs. It's so so hard.
I just turned my millennial BF on to this album. my work here is done!
June 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I just turned my millennial BF on to this album. my work here is done!
it's probably been 40 years since I saw that movie but I still remember the jingle.
June 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
it's probably been 40 years since I saw that movie but I still remember the jingle.
just put two over ripe bananas in my freezer for later banana bread making
June 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
just put two over ripe bananas in my freezer for later banana bread making
People are always surprised to learn I'm an introvert. I just have excellent social skills and an ability to talk to people.
May 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
People are always surprised to learn I'm an introvert. I just have excellent social skills and an ability to talk to people.
the hero's journey is very appealing to men. the heroine's journey looks
different. messier and more diffuse.
also, I think it's human nature to choose the path of least resistance. while I know exceptional humans who deliberately seek to change, most people don't change unless forced to....
different. messier and more diffuse.
also, I think it's human nature to choose the path of least resistance. while I know exceptional humans who deliberately seek to change, most people don't change unless forced to....
May 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
the hero's journey is very appealing to men. the heroine's journey looks
different. messier and more diffuse.
also, I think it's human nature to choose the path of least resistance. while I know exceptional humans who deliberately seek to change, most people don't change unless forced to....
different. messier and more diffuse.
also, I think it's human nature to choose the path of least resistance. while I know exceptional humans who deliberately seek to change, most people don't change unless forced to....
I feel your pain. he's about to be mighty angry when I have to get up.
April 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I feel your pain. he's about to be mighty angry when I have to get up.
I love it when Black Mirror is kinder and gentler, but yeah, it's heartbreaking. Really great episode about misunderstandings, and what-if's....
April 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I love it when Black Mirror is kinder and gentler, but yeah, it's heartbreaking. Really great episode about misunderstandings, and what-if's....
quadrophenia was my favorite in high school. I too am 61.
April 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
quadrophenia was my favorite in high school. I too am 61.
you should collaborate and listen, because Ice is back with his brand-new invention.
April 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
you should collaborate and listen, because Ice is back with his brand-new invention.
I just wrote a thing about curses. tangential, but....
bsky.app/profile/piff...
bsky.app/profile/piff...
March 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I just wrote a thing about curses. tangential, but....
bsky.app/profile/piff...
bsky.app/profile/piff...
My hippie friend who lived off grid in NoCal used to always flash the peace sign and say, "make love, not plans."
March 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My hippie friend who lived off grid in NoCal used to always flash the peace sign and say, "make love, not plans."
That was the first and last time I cursed someone. I'm glad I learned the lesson with something small and inconvenient, as opposed to something that could have had devastating consequences when the universe threw it back on me.
And George, if you're out there, I'm sorry. You didn't deserve that.
And George, if you're out there, I'm sorry. You didn't deserve that.
March 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
That was the first and last time I cursed someone. I'm glad I learned the lesson with something small and inconvenient, as opposed to something that could have had devastating consequences when the universe threw it back on me.
And George, if you're out there, I'm sorry. You didn't deserve that.
And George, if you're out there, I'm sorry. You didn't deserve that.
After dissembling my shoe for the third time, I examined the bottom of my toe, and discovered a small bump there. When I got home, I got out the tweezers and a needle, and pulled a miniscule shard of glass out of my foot.
March 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
After dissembling my shoe for the third time, I examined the bottom of my toe, and discovered a small bump there. When I got home, I got out the tweezers and a needle, and pulled a miniscule shard of glass out of my foot.
It's happened less and less over the years, but yesterday morning I was at the gym and there was something sharp hitting the bottom of my right second toe. I kept pulling my shoe off, running my fingers over the inside of it, thinking there was a small rock in it.
March 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It's happened less and less over the years, but yesterday morning I was at the gym and there was something sharp hitting the bottom of my right second toe. I kept pulling my shoe off, running my fingers over the inside of it, thinking there was a small rock in it.