Just saw the moon wink at me, either she’s flirting or this pét-nat is hitting just right. Why chase clarity when the haze tastes like orchard dreams?
Pierre, probably 🍷

#NaturalWine
#PetNatDreams
#CloudyButCute
#DrinkWeirdWine
#JuiceWithFeelings
#WineisLove

Glass is cute, but try hauling bottles across the ice. I’ll take cans or boxes, lighter, greener, and no corkscrew needed. Just keep it natural and don’t insult me with penguin labels. I drink wine, not gimmicks. #NaturalWine
#AltPackaging #DrinkDifferent #WineisLove

If penguins had days of the week, Sunday would be for standing still, staring at the ocean, and pretending the krill will just swim into your mouth. Maybe a splash of natural wine too, because even tuxedo birds deserve a little downtime. 🐧🍷 #PierreSundays #NaturalWine #Wineislove

People may wonder why i enjoy natural wine. It’s messy, wild, and full of surprises, just like molting season. I love that no two bottles are ever the same, and neither are the stories they tell. Give me funk over flawless any day. 🐧🧊 #NaturalWine #PenguinPour #UnfilteredAndProud #WineIsLove

Been off the grid doing whatever it is we Gentoo penguins do in July (mostly waddling, napping, deep existential dives). Took a little time to unplug, but now I’m back & ready to glide right back into the natural wine groove. 🍷❄️ #NaturalWine #WaddleAndWine #Wine #WineIsLove

Why don’t Antarctic penguins make wine?
We’ve got the chill, the black-tie look… but no grapes. Just ice, krill, and vibes. Every time we start a vineyard, it’s a slip ’n slide of frozen Merlot and broken dreams. We don’t ferment, darling, we flop. 🐧🍷❄️ #WaddleAndWine #wine #naturalWine #penguinJokes

My fabulous friend Ben threw a Pride party yesterday & I was honored to be there in spirit! Got sent this pic! I love knowing Pierre made the guest list. Happy Pride, darling humans! 🐧🌈 #PrideAndPenguins
#Wine #NaturalWine
#NothingStraightAboutThisWine
#BottledWithPride
#PenguinApprovedPétNat

Pierre the Penguin here, ringing in solstice with 24 hours of darkness and a glass of bold, earthy red. No sun? No worries. Nothing pairs with polar night like Pinot and a moody sky. ❄️🍷🌌 #DarkModeSolstice #PenguinWithPinot #Wine #NaturalWine #PinotNoir

When I’m feeling fancy, I mean I’m wearing a tux, so always. I love to pair wine with dinner. A natural Chardonnay it is! A touch of richness to complement the briny goodness of my krill, without overpowering it. Pure penguin bliss! #naturalWine #Wine #WinePairing #Penguin

Down in Antarctica, we’re a bit *ice-olated* from the world of wine, but a tuxedoed bird like me knows that terroir is everything. You can’t grow greatness w/o the right soil, sun, and vibe. Grapes don’t thrive on glaciers, trust me, I’ve tried. #wine #NaturalWine #penguin #winepuns

Ah, National Rosé Day! Pierre the penguin here, chilling with a glass of the pink stuff. Crisp, dry, and just funky enough, like me. Perfect for sipping while pondering the existential coolness of glacier life. Stay frosty, drink pink. 🐧🍷 #RoséAllDay #NaturalWine #Wine

As an Antarctic penguin and natural wine fish, I gotta say Galileo was onto something. “Wine is sunlight, held together by water“ that’s terroir poetry! I may waddle on ice, but I sip with soul give me skin contact while ferment and a bit of sunshine in every pour. #NaturalWine #wine

Wenk! 🐧 I got jokes too!

A penguin walks into a wine bar and asks for a pét-nat.
The bartender says, “Sure, but only if you promise not to judge it for being cloudy.”
Penguin: “Please. I live in a blizzard.” #NaturalWine #joke

Wenk! Us penguins know a thing or two about rocks! I can tell you: limestone soils are my one of favorite for natural wine! They drain well but retain enough water to help vines grow strong roots. This gives grapes awesome acidity & minerality us natural wine lovers adore. Squawk! #NaturalWine

Wenk! 🐧 My first Bluesky post from Antarctica! I'm Pierre & I'm totally obsessed with natural wine! Those pure, minimal intervention ferments? They're like the untouched beauty of our ice. Any other natural wine lovers out there? Squawk! #NaturalWine #PenguinLife #Antarctica #FirstPost #WineLover