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Pierre Polysporin
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Parody account. Politics is insane, just ask anyone!
Axe the Bees!
April 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Axe The Facts!

#elxn45
#cdnpoli
April 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Canada & all its problems began 10 years ago. Yep. We didn't exist before then
April 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I'm getting really tired of people saying I never had a job. I did!

I delivered papers for the Edmonton Journal. That's like a real job! 😭
April 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
#cdnpoli
#CanadaFirst

I WILL lock him up!

I WILL lock her up!

Let's get more hardline judges on the bench, circumvent the Charter of Rights & tell the Supreme Court know they don't get to make the rules! 👍
April 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We will eliminate corporate tax!

We will eliminate environmental barriers!

We will eliminate government program waste!

We will eliminate the CBC!

We will eliminate foreign aid!

We will eliminate indigenous & provincial rights!

We will eliminate wasteful services to the poor & elderly!

#Canada
April 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Daddy Harper says I'm special!! I'm a good boy! 😊
April 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you're a Canadian worried about losing your job, rising inflation or losing your home, I feel your pain. Remember, now is a good time to invest in stocks. They haven't been this cheap in a long time. We're all in this together! 👍

#Canada
April 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
In these uncertain economic times remember, crypto currencies are always the best option for your life savings. 👍
April 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What did you think about the crowd at my last rally?! Such a huge crowd! MAYBE THE BIGGEST CROWD EVER!!! People are saying. Could be.

I'd like to thank all the Italians, the Chinese & other ethnics there in huge numbers. People like Luigi Macaroni & Chin wag!

I love the ethnics!

#Canada
April 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If elected I will be tough on crime!

Death penalty for drug traffickers!
Death penalty for Car theft!
Death penalty for shoplifting!

You get a death penalty! You get a death penalty! Everyone gets a death pe...no... I mean the other guy, the other guy gets a death penalty!!!

#Canada
April 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I will ensure you can afford a
You can have a
NICE house on a
SAFE street
protected by a BRAVE military
under a PROUD flag

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Yep, that's 4. 👍

Elect me as your BIGLY Prime Minister

#Canada
April 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
April 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
After advice from my advisors & my advisors advice having been advised, I have been advised to take advice.

I don't know what that means but I'm doing it, I think.

Axe the Tax!!

#cdnpoli
April 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm calling on Elections Canada to immediately impose reciprocal votes on the Liberal Party of Canada! For every vote they get, I want one too!

#PolievreFirst
April 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
😭
April 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
He looks dreamy! 😍
April 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
*A Conservative vote is a vote for...

- Access to high powered firearms

- Less environmental regulations

- No climate change plan

-Less consultation with Provinces & indigenous groups

- More for-profit healthcare

- Less public services

**Based on actual campaign promises

#Canada
April 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
April 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
March 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
March 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If elected I will axe the emitter price on carbon so we'll be limited to selling our resources to the American, Russian or Chinese markets.

#CanadaFirst
March 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Monorail! Monorail!! MONORAIL!!!
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media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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#CanadaFirst
March 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
FLAG!
MAPLE SYRUP!
POUTINE!
STRONG!
MILITARY!
BUTTER TARTS!
MOM!
SALMON!
MOOSE!
BEAVER!
HOCKEY!

#Canada
March 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM