Pierre Poilievre CPC PARODY
@pierre-poilievre.bsky.social
Master of Rhetoric. #ConmanSense Conservative. No Security Clearance Required. Was on pace to be Canada’s 24th Parody Prime Minister. Worried about PM Carbon Tax Carney. Pubescent Name Caller. Divider of the Nation. 🇨🇦 It’s all about me! #cdnpoli #Parody
I can’t make this shit up. This is the BEST thing that could ever happen to me. #cdnpoli 👇🏼 #poiLIEvre
March 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I can’t make this shit up. This is the BEST thing that could ever happen to me. #cdnpoli 👇🏼 #poiLIEvre
Re: my Bluesky acct label for “impersonation”
Bluesky users think I’m impersonating the Real pee pee when I call myself a lying, self-serving, dubious #CONservative
Effectively the parodied version of myself is so true to the joke I am in real life, people can’t make the distinction 🤣 #PoiLIEvre
Bluesky users think I’m impersonating the Real pee pee when I call myself a lying, self-serving, dubious #CONservative
Effectively the parodied version of myself is so true to the joke I am in real life, people can’t make the distinction 🤣 #PoiLIEvre
March 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Re: my Bluesky acct label for “impersonation”
Bluesky users think I’m impersonating the Real pee pee when I call myself a lying, self-serving, dubious #CONservative
Effectively the parodied version of myself is so true to the joke I am in real life, people can’t make the distinction 🤣 #PoiLIEvre
Bluesky users think I’m impersonating the Real pee pee when I call myself a lying, self-serving, dubious #CONservative
Effectively the parodied version of myself is so true to the joke I am in real life, people can’t make the distinction 🤣 #PoiLIEvre
Two days before the writ drops and I’ve blown my lead! This is a proud moment for me! #cdnpoli #CanadaVotes2025
March 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Two days before the writ drops and I’ve blown my lead! This is a proud moment for me! #cdnpoli #CanadaVotes2025
March 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
March 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Quick Math:
Justin Trudeau 282K likes in posting “You CAN’T take our country - you CAN’T take our game” and 38K likes with a chaser tweet of Team Canada’s captain smack talking. 🇨🇦
I, Pee Pee, post a video sequence of hockey fights using Proud Boy vernacular “Strong & Free” 25K likes 🇺🇸
#cdnpoli
Justin Trudeau 282K likes in posting “You CAN’T take our country - you CAN’T take our game” and 38K likes with a chaser tweet of Team Canada’s captain smack talking. 🇨🇦
I, Pee Pee, post a video sequence of hockey fights using Proud Boy vernacular “Strong & Free” 25K likes 🇺🇸
#cdnpoli
February 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Quick Math:
Justin Trudeau 282K likes in posting “You CAN’T take our country - you CAN’T take our game” and 38K likes with a chaser tweet of Team Canada’s captain smack talking. 🇨🇦
I, Pee Pee, post a video sequence of hockey fights using Proud Boy vernacular “Strong & Free” 25K likes 🇺🇸
#cdnpoli
Justin Trudeau 282K likes in posting “You CAN’T take our country - you CAN’T take our game” and 38K likes with a chaser tweet of Team Canada’s captain smack talking. 🇨🇦
I, Pee Pee, post a video sequence of hockey fights using Proud Boy vernacular “Strong & Free” 25K likes 🇺🇸
#cdnpoli
Mark Carney leads Pierre Poilievre (that’s me) by 14 points as the best candidate to negotiate with Trump
“Carney currently has a double-digit lead in net favourability over Poilievre.”
cultmtl.com/2025/02/mark...
“Carney currently has a double-digit lead in net favourability over Poilievre.”
cultmtl.com/2025/02/mark...
February 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Mark Carney leads Pierre Poilievre (that’s me) by 14 points as the best candidate to negotiate with Trump
“Carney currently has a double-digit lead in net favourability over Poilievre.”
cultmtl.com/2025/02/mark...
“Carney currently has a double-digit lead in net favourability over Poilievre.”
cultmtl.com/2025/02/mark...
I’m ⬇️ in the polls. So I’m REBRANDING!
Check out my new “Canada First” Campaign
AKA
The “Mark Carney is Making Me Crap a Communion Cracker” Campaign
#ConmanSense #Conservative
#PierrePoLIEvre
#cdnpoli #uspoli #MarkCarney #canpoli
Check out my new “Canada First” Campaign
AKA
The “Mark Carney is Making Me Crap a Communion Cracker” Campaign
#ConmanSense #Conservative
#PierrePoLIEvre
#cdnpoli #uspoli #MarkCarney #canpoli
February 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m ⬇️ in the polls. So I’m REBRANDING!
Check out my new “Canada First” Campaign
AKA
The “Mark Carney is Making Me Crap a Communion Cracker” Campaign
#ConmanSense #Conservative
#PierrePoLIEvre
#cdnpoli #uspoli #MarkCarney #canpoli
Check out my new “Canada First” Campaign
AKA
The “Mark Carney is Making Me Crap a Communion Cracker” Campaign
#ConmanSense #Conservative
#PierrePoLIEvre
#cdnpoli #uspoli #MarkCarney #canpoli
I also said I have empathy for the Housing Crisis in some parts of Canada but you all know that’s a big joke right? I’m a lying opportunist. Furthermore, when I make a statement, I am careful to always include a donation link to the Conservative Party of Canada secure.conservative.ca/en/action?mp...
February 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I also said I have empathy for the Housing Crisis in some parts of Canada but you all know that’s a big joke right? I’m a lying opportunist. Furthermore, when I make a statement, I am careful to always include a donation link to the Conservative Party of Canada secure.conservative.ca/en/action?mp...
I’ve likely NEVER donated a penny towards the fentanyl crisis.
I HAVE asked for donations in leveraging the addicted and homeless.
#PierrePoiLIEvre
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I HAVE asked for donations in leveraging the addicted and homeless.
#PierrePoiLIEvre
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February 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’ve likely NEVER donated a penny towards the fentanyl crisis.
I HAVE asked for donations in leveraging the addicted and homeless.
#PierrePoiLIEvre
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I HAVE asked for donations in leveraging the addicted and homeless.
#PierrePoiLIEvre
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BREAKING: Would you look at that? Prime Minister Trudeau and the Confederation of Ministers (Premiers of Canada minus Danielle Smith) have just worked out a deal to pause Tariffs - we have a 30 day reprieve.
I had NOTHING to do with this!
#PierrePoiLIEvre #cdnpoli #uspoli
I had NOTHING to do with this!
#PierrePoiLIEvre #cdnpoli #uspoli
February 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
BREAKING: Would you look at that? Prime Minister Trudeau and the Confederation of Ministers (Premiers of Canada minus Danielle Smith) have just worked out a deal to pause Tariffs - we have a 30 day reprieve.
I had NOTHING to do with this!
#PierrePoiLIEvre #cdnpoli #uspoli
I had NOTHING to do with this!
#PierrePoiLIEvre #cdnpoli #uspoli
The truth is
CANADA does NOT have a border security problem
CANADA has a DONALD J TRUMP problem
I want to be Prime Minister so I’m willing to betray my own country and commiserate with Trump’s narrative just to get elected
#PierrePoiLIEvre #ConmanSenseConservative
#cdnpoli #uspoli
CANADA does NOT have a border security problem
CANADA has a DONALD J TRUMP problem
I want to be Prime Minister so I’m willing to betray my own country and commiserate with Trump’s narrative just to get elected
#PierrePoiLIEvre #ConmanSenseConservative
#cdnpoli #uspoli
February 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The truth is
CANADA does NOT have a border security problem
CANADA has a DONALD J TRUMP problem
I want to be Prime Minister so I’m willing to betray my own country and commiserate with Trump’s narrative just to get elected
#PierrePoiLIEvre #ConmanSenseConservative
#cdnpoli #uspoli
CANADA does NOT have a border security problem
CANADA has a DONALD J TRUMP problem
I want to be Prime Minister so I’m willing to betray my own country and commiserate with Trump’s narrative just to get elected
#PierrePoiLIEvre #ConmanSenseConservative
#cdnpoli #uspoli
February 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
When our country is on the line, this is what greatness looks like.
I am a piece of shit. Don’t forget that at election time.
#PierrePoiLIEvre - what WEAKNESS looks like
#cdnpoli
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I am a piece of shit. Don’t forget that at election time.
#PierrePoiLIEvre - what WEAKNESS looks like
#cdnpoli
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February 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
When our country is on the line, this is what greatness looks like.
I am a piece of shit. Don’t forget that at election time.
#PierrePoiLIEvre - what WEAKNESS looks like
#cdnpoli
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I am a piece of shit. Don’t forget that at election time.
#PierrePoiLIEvre - what WEAKNESS looks like
#cdnpoli
x.com/i/broadcasts...
Dear Mr. Carney,
I’ll get straight to the point.
Either I don’t know what year it is OR my proven inability to practise self-control caused me to act on my impetuous impulse when authoring this letter. I then published it worldwide without editing it first.
Sincerely, Pierre PoiLIEvre
#cdnpoli
I’ll get straight to the point.
Either I don’t know what year it is OR my proven inability to practise self-control caused me to act on my impetuous impulse when authoring this letter. I then published it worldwide without editing it first.
Sincerely, Pierre PoiLIEvre
#cdnpoli
January 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Dear Mr. Carney,
I’ll get straight to the point.
Either I don’t know what year it is OR my proven inability to practise self-control caused me to act on my impetuous impulse when authoring this letter. I then published it worldwide without editing it first.
Sincerely, Pierre PoiLIEvre
#cdnpoli
I’ll get straight to the point.
Either I don’t know what year it is OR my proven inability to practise self-control caused me to act on my impetuous impulse when authoring this letter. I then published it worldwide without editing it first.
Sincerely, Pierre PoiLIEvre
#cdnpoli
BORING!
I’m like a broken record. I’ve got to get myself a new gig!
Carbon Tax Chrystia? The name calling is getting old.
Our country is days away from an economic war and I’m cooking up “nothing burgers”
#pierrepoiLIEvre #cdnpoli #trump #tariffs
I’m like a broken record. I’ve got to get myself a new gig!
Carbon Tax Chrystia? The name calling is getting old.
Our country is days away from an economic war and I’m cooking up “nothing burgers”
#pierrepoiLIEvre #cdnpoli #trump #tariffs
January 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
BORING!
I’m like a broken record. I’ve got to get myself a new gig!
Carbon Tax Chrystia? The name calling is getting old.
Our country is days away from an economic war and I’m cooking up “nothing burgers”
#pierrepoiLIEvre #cdnpoli #trump #tariffs
I’m like a broken record. I’ve got to get myself a new gig!
Carbon Tax Chrystia? The name calling is getting old.
Our country is days away from an economic war and I’m cooking up “nothing burgers”
#pierrepoiLIEvre #cdnpoli #trump #tariffs
Canada is among the biggest carbon polluters in the 🌎, emitting 2nd highest per capita greenhouse gas (GHG) emissions among countries in 2022. Canada was also the 11th biggest CO₂ emitter worldwide
Still, AXE THE TAX! Let it all
burn. Clearly, I do not care!
Your INSURER does
#cdnpoli #wildfires
Still, AXE THE TAX! Let it all
burn. Clearly, I do not care!
Your INSURER does
#cdnpoli #wildfires
January 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Canada is among the biggest carbon polluters in the 🌎, emitting 2nd highest per capita greenhouse gas (GHG) emissions among countries in 2022. Canada was also the 11th biggest CO₂ emitter worldwide
Still, AXE THE TAX! Let it all
burn. Clearly, I do not care!
Your INSURER does
#cdnpoli #wildfires
Still, AXE THE TAX! Let it all
burn. Clearly, I do not care!
Your INSURER does
#cdnpoli #wildfires
President-Elect Donald Trump’s statement about me, Pierre PoiLIEvre, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada CPC:
"Maybe he won't win, but maybe he will. Listen, I don't care what he says"
I thought we were bros? Aren’t we both obnoxious, self serving narcissists?🤔
#cdnpoli #poilievre #Trump
"Maybe he won't win, but maybe he will. Listen, I don't care what he says"
I thought we were bros? Aren’t we both obnoxious, self serving narcissists?🤔
#cdnpoli #poilievre #Trump
January 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
President-Elect Donald Trump’s statement about me, Pierre PoiLIEvre, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada CPC:
"Maybe he won't win, but maybe he will. Listen, I don't care what he says"
I thought we were bros? Aren’t we both obnoxious, self serving narcissists?🤔
#cdnpoli #poilievre #Trump
"Maybe he won't win, but maybe he will. Listen, I don't care what he says"
I thought we were bros? Aren’t we both obnoxious, self serving narcissists?🤔
#cdnpoli #poilievre #Trump
Justin Trudeau has resigned.
I am calling for a CARBON TAX ELECTION.
No one knows what means.
I still have no platform.
Nothing has changed
If you vote CPC, Trump is going to take me to the woodshed and spank me
#cdnpoli #CONservative #pierrepoiLIEvre
I am calling for a CARBON TAX ELECTION.
No one knows what means.
I still have no platform.
Nothing has changed
If you vote CPC, Trump is going to take me to the woodshed and spank me
#cdnpoli #CONservative #pierrepoiLIEvre
January 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Justin Trudeau has resigned.
I am calling for a CARBON TAX ELECTION.
No one knows what means.
I still have no platform.
Nothing has changed
If you vote CPC, Trump is going to take me to the woodshed and spank me
#cdnpoli #CONservative #pierrepoiLIEvre
I am calling for a CARBON TAX ELECTION.
No one knows what means.
I still have no platform.
Nothing has changed
If you vote CPC, Trump is going to take me to the woodshed and spank me
#cdnpoli #CONservative #pierrepoiLIEvre
I have attracted some of the greatest foreign interference in 🇨🇦 Canadian History.
Ironic isn’t it. I sure complained when it was alleged that China interfered in our electoral process www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6752577 but now I’m all too happy to accept this 🇺🇸 endorsement!
#cdnpoli #poiLIEvre #hypocrite
Ironic isn’t it. I sure complained when it was alleged that China interfered in our electoral process www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6752577 but now I’m all too happy to accept this 🇺🇸 endorsement!
#cdnpoli #poiLIEvre #hypocrite
January 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I have attracted some of the greatest foreign interference in 🇨🇦 Canadian History.
Ironic isn’t it. I sure complained when it was alleged that China interfered in our electoral process www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6752577 but now I’m all too happy to accept this 🇺🇸 endorsement!
#cdnpoli #poiLIEvre #hypocrite
Ironic isn’t it. I sure complained when it was alleged that China interfered in our electoral process www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6752577 but now I’m all too happy to accept this 🇺🇸 endorsement!
#cdnpoli #poiLIEvre #hypocrite
🇨🇦 Status Report Dec 28, 2024:
- Inflation rate ⬇️ to 1.9%
-Unemployment Rate: 6.8%
-Bank of Canada Rate ⬇️ 3.25%
-CCB,child Disability benefit, GST & Carbon rebates are intact
-new benefits: dental care & diabetes supplies
-economy grew by 0.3%
What EXACTLY is my problem?
#pierrepoiLIEvre #cdnpoli
- Inflation rate ⬇️ to 1.9%
-Unemployment Rate: 6.8%
-Bank of Canada Rate ⬇️ 3.25%
-CCB,child Disability benefit, GST & Carbon rebates are intact
-new benefits: dental care & diabetes supplies
-economy grew by 0.3%
What EXACTLY is my problem?
#pierrepoiLIEvre #cdnpoli
December 29, 2024 at 12:10 AM
🇨🇦 Status Report Dec 28, 2024:
- Inflation rate ⬇️ to 1.9%
-Unemployment Rate: 6.8%
-Bank of Canada Rate ⬇️ 3.25%
-CCB,child Disability benefit, GST & Carbon rebates are intact
-new benefits: dental care & diabetes supplies
-economy grew by 0.3%
What EXACTLY is my problem?
#pierrepoiLIEvre #cdnpoli
- Inflation rate ⬇️ to 1.9%
-Unemployment Rate: 6.8%
-Bank of Canada Rate ⬇️ 3.25%
-CCB,child Disability benefit, GST & Carbon rebates are intact
-new benefits: dental care & diabetes supplies
-economy grew by 0.3%
What EXACTLY is my problem?
#pierrepoiLIEvre #cdnpoli