Pierce Presley
@piercepresley.bsky.social
Raconteur|muckraker|Introverted attention whore|Writer|editor|photographer|Arkansawyer|former Marine|footballer| http://piercepresley.com
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Boobies are nice, too.
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Boobies are nice, too.
Time to stir things up.
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Time to stir things up.
It was before decent-looking uniforms had been invented.
Now, the Chargers' all-bananas kit the other week, that's a modern assault on the senses.
Now, the Chargers' all-bananas kit the other week, that's a modern assault on the senses.
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It was before decent-looking uniforms had been invented.
Now, the Chargers' all-bananas kit the other week, that's a modern assault on the senses.
Now, the Chargers' all-bananas kit the other week, that's a modern assault on the senses.
ICE comes around here I'm gonna have to find an Otey kit.
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
ICE comes around here I'm gonna have to find an Otey kit.
Go home, Pinterest. You're drunk.
August 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Go home, Pinterest. You're drunk.
And while my homeboys the Arkansas Travelers have kinda a meh name (it's a pretty good fiddle tune), they've got one of the most haunted-ass mascots on this or any other planet.
I give you Otis the Swamp Possum.
I give you Otis the Swamp Possum.
August 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
And while my homeboys the Arkansas Travelers have kinda a meh name (it's a pretty good fiddle tune), they've got one of the most haunted-ass mascots on this or any other planet.
I give you Otis the Swamp Possum.
I give you Otis the Swamp Possum.
This fuckin' timeline, man. I dunno.
July 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This fuckin' timeline, man. I dunno.
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
July 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
We saw you across the bar and we really dig your vibe
June 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
We saw you across the bar and we really dig your vibe
King of the unterskeet:
Baron Werner Ünderbheit
Baron Werner Ünderbheit
June 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
King of the unterskeet:
Baron Werner Ünderbheit
Baron Werner Ünderbheit
When Pinterest attacks
May 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
When Pinterest attacks
You know when the poor hyper-normal girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever you've brought into the mosh pit of sarcasm, dry wit and emotional damage that is your family finally gets off a perfect zinger that stops literally everybody else cold? No idea why that's come to mind.
May 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You know when the poor hyper-normal girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever you've brought into the mosh pit of sarcasm, dry wit and emotional damage that is your family finally gets off a perfect zinger that stops literally everybody else cold? No idea why that's come to mind.
She was big enough to have more guts in her little finger than most people do in their large intestines, including the colon!
May 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
She was big enough to have more guts in her little finger than most people do in their large intestines, including the colon!
Movies you’ve watched more than six times
(“Hard Mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard Mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Movies you’ve watched more than six times
(“Hard Mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard Mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
.@toddyakoubian.bsky.social US 270 & US 67 outside Malvern.
March 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
.@toddyakoubian.bsky.social US 270 & US 67 outside Malvern.
Ah you think pinball is your ally? You merely adopted the pinball. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the space cadet pinball until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
February 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ah you think pinball is your ally? You merely adopted the pinball. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the space cadet pinball until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
It was Central High that was integrated with the help of the 101st Airborne.
You might be thinking of Ruby Bridges, who was the first black student at Frantz Elementary in New Orleans, an event famously captured by Norman Rockwell.
I know, it's hard to keep southern segregation crises straight.
You might be thinking of Ruby Bridges, who was the first black student at Frantz Elementary in New Orleans, an event famously captured by Norman Rockwell.
I know, it's hard to keep southern segregation crises straight.
February 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It was Central High that was integrated with the help of the 101st Airborne.
You might be thinking of Ruby Bridges, who was the first black student at Frantz Elementary in New Orleans, an event famously captured by Norman Rockwell.
I know, it's hard to keep southern segregation crises straight.
You might be thinking of Ruby Bridges, who was the first black student at Frantz Elementary in New Orleans, an event famously captured by Norman Rockwell.
I know, it's hard to keep southern segregation crises straight.
Valentine's Day dinner: sous vide NY strip with peppercorn cream pan sauce, honey bacon roasted potatoes, garlic bread and Caesar salad.
February 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Valentine's Day dinner: sous vide NY strip with peppercorn cream pan sauce, honey bacon roasted potatoes, garlic bread and Caesar salad.
