My advice for Australian teens looking to circumvent facial age estimation technology is as simple as it is effective: cigarettes

Therapy is not enough, I need to fight “savvy investors”

Boomers in the comment section: lower your expectations! You don’t NEED a theatre room or a garage or access to a grocery store that sells vegetables!

Me in my late 30s, considering 1 bedroom flats: how badly do you think the vibe suffers when you live directly across the road from a Child Prison?

Australian Landlords: this new legislation is the final straw! The balance of power has swung too far, and my hand has been forced! Oh! How sorry they’ll be when they’re homeless, oh!

The new legislation: if you plan on imprinting on your tenant’s baby, you must first give 30 days notice.

The lion does not concern himself with unexpected items in the bagging area

Do I have to explain to my rental AI chatbot the concepts of privacy, courtesy, and what it’s like to be a human woman living alone, or will this do?

Why does this read like there’s a gun to my head

Hey just quickly before we go, are these good presents for my girlfriend’s auntie’s elderly cat’s birthday or does it seem like we’re trying to seduce her cat?

Tech bros: The AI revolution is here, and we are ready to radically transform your business and enhance productivity

Alex, the real estate chatbot I’m forced to use to report urgent repairs:

Undefeated landlord logic: removing the bars off my ground floor windows for painting (yes bars) before checking to make sure that the window locks are functional (they are broken), but no need to stress because the windows are now painted shut (security, peace of mind)

Bookclubs are great for people with busy schedules who want to carve out more time to feel guilty about not reading

The Australian government wants to check my ID so I can watch p*rn, and now I have to worry about getting doxxed and blackmailed for my singular tastes