I’d do roads that make directions confusing. Turnleft Road, straiton avenue.

But, hear me out, what if some form of baddie hacked your printer and used up all your magenta, or an unscrupulous guest came to your house and tried to print out their holiday photos? No we must lock down the printer like it is Fort Knox

Nope for obvious reasons but also I want this to be the game they couldn’t even give away.

I know that is an old Portrait but does Washington look embarrassed to be there to you?

Perhaps Hardy is his last name, so he would actually be Assault trooper “mad” Morris Hardy.

My school had the same box of costumes that were re-used every year. Role selection was based as much on size. I was second innkeeper so I didn’t even get anything beyond “I have no room”

But yes it was privileged. Not bought costumes but Milngavie is an affluent Glasgow suburb.

I think I could do it with a knackerd old fake Xmas tree, some spray paint and a shitload of tinsel. And some form of speaker to create some form of imposing background sound.

Either way if you are around the corn exchange look at the clock. It has two minute hands, one was national time as things like the railway needed one time for the whole country but the other is local Bristol time. If you run late say you are on Bristol time not GMT

Damn. Could you request an Abba style hologram to go in your place. Or at least an overnight hotel stay so you can get a big breakfast.

Why do you have to do it in Bristol. I like Bristol, lovely city but I’d resent being sent there for compulsory joy.

I complained that none of my kids nativities used biblically accurate angels and I was laughed at.

But I thought all nativities were banned because of woke. I presume you mean a non-denominational festive presentation.

I still enjoy making idiots who quote nonsense like this do verbal backpedaling “well ok your school is different” nope your newspapers are lying to you

I don’t use blocklists because I want blocks to be personal. But then I’m a cishet male so in general I don’t have people jumping into my feed telling me I shouldn’t exist so that’s probably why.

And it has the whine of “crafting prompts is hard and a skill” well good luck with that as the main purpose of AI is to claim to deskill a load of professions so you can justify paying skilled people less

I called up to cancel my flu jab because I’m currently loaded with the cold and thought going to the chemist to spread it was a bad idea. As it happens it was
Cancelled anyway because the chemist is off with the flu.