Bro, how are these people talking to Jake Bowen himself!? That's what I'm confused about

And I guess he likes DILFS too, idk... But he HATES OFF-BRAND SODA!!! He likes dancing tho

Uncle Samsonite is this freaky pig/pony/whatever he's supposed to be where he tortures children by slowly dancing towards them, forcing them to lay down the beat, and making them listen to Pony by Ginuwine before taking them to his domain and stealing their soul to live on