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Paulus
@pickupapumpkin.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 🇮🇪
Lawyer. Scrivener. Occasionally funny: linktr.ee/dearbastard. Hates melted cheese. BLUF 919.

📍Edinburgh/London/Dublin
Stunning!
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
But I thought changing rooms was just a 30 mins episode?
September 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
👀
September 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Thanks buddy!
July 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
(jealous!)
June 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
😈
June 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
How can I ... Resist?
February 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Amazing 💗
February 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Want.
February 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Maybe I will let a Welshman get a sympathy try...
February 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Now I can mince around the pub looking supercilious in my Ireland jersey 😂
February 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
😄

They are in a floodplain, Stephen
February 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Happy birthday pal!
January 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Now to pick a good song!
January 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I feel seen
January 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Will you glow in the dark?
January 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I felt like Kate Winslet saying "come back" when they went up with the trolley.
December 10, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Be the change!
November 23, 2024 at 2:59 PM
They really should have their own account at this stage
November 17, 2024 at 9:20 AM
😉
November 16, 2024 at 6:58 PM
We're always *nice*. 🤪
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 AM