Just awaiting the announcement for next year's Superbowl halftime guests: Abba and a Neil Diamond tribute band that only plays Sweet Caroline.

Wait until Trump finds out that RFK Jr. wants to get rid of Super Sizes

Some names just don’t come in baby sizes anymore…

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How long before eggs are also locked up at the grocery store?

Apparently, one of the first signs of getting old is losing the ability to whisper.

I don't box for fear of having my weight announced publicly