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PickelSurprise
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Animu, FFXIV, Squishmallows, idk what I'm doing here.

Don't argue with people John Brown would have shot.
If you put AI crap on my dash I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon.

he/him
waaa mantaaaa
February 2, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Don't fall victim to one of the classic blunders.
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Any individual thing on that poster would get you expelled from satire writing school. To do them all at once is unspeakable.
January 28, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Yeahhh. While I'm glad people are mobilizing now, I can't help but also wonder why we couldn't summon this kind of energy *before* we got to this point.
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
That being the case, I encourage them to be the change they want to see in the world.
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I'm so used to vtubers and vtuber audiences dog whistling to the far right that I'm genuinely in awe.

We need more explicitly leftist vtubers.
January 27, 2026 at 9:23 PM
the most cat-shaped cat
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 PM
My Soros check will clear any day now. Annnny day now.
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
glad they lost him but holy shit I don't want him
January 25, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Danny Fentanyl is wild
January 24, 2026 at 4:31 PM
He's going for the command ship!
January 21, 2026 at 4:38 PM
pondering my sphere
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Misread that as "stress-related farting episode" at first and I'm sad that wasn't it.
January 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I asked Jeff the Killer and he said "I'm going to Jeff the Kill you"
January 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
If I Lied To You doesn't win best original song I will be very put out. Had a legit out of body experience in the theater.
January 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
They don't think anyone else is real. We're all just little characters here to populate their lives and service them. "I would treat others how I want to be treated, but nobody else matters as much as I do."
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Does she have the same voice actor as Llymlaen from the previous alliance raids? I swear she sounds familiar.
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 PM
"Now ah do declayuh..."
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Did they ever truly evolve past "attack helicopter" though? I can't speak to what is or isn't hurtful, but repeating the same 3 things seems like exactly what they've always been doing.
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Less "it doesn't make sense uwu" and more "we're going to throw them all in prison" please.
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Don't ask Vamp what she meant about wanting to make the little bee scream.
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM