bigger thing that lives in my house

love to impress people by saying I can play eight instruments. nobody asks if you can play them well and boy can I not play them well # worldsworstmusician

the rumors are true. I’m now 27 years old

now that i’m trying to spend less money but for real this time and not just in theory it’s the perfect time to get another impulse ear piercing

gotta say all the spiders I let cohabitate with me are kind of freeloaders. eat the ants in my bathroom. come on.

staying up late is a habit I cannot kick even though there’s literally no reason I can’t just, idk, waste my time during daylight hours instead

little thing who lives in my house

today when I was leaving the aquarium an old lady beckoned to me and I was like what could she possibly want and then she said "when you decide you don't want that skirt you're wearing anymore I need you to call me so I can have it :)"
unfortunately I'll be keeping this skirt until it falls apart

in addition to election despair and the discomfort of a very unpleasant doctors appointment (everything’s good tho) I also got shit on by a bird today. so that’s fun for me

every night (8 am) before I go to sleep I'm like "god I want to write so badly. I'll do it when I wake up and am fully rested" and then guess what I do instead. if you guessed fuck around all day and not write you'd be correct

Step 1: Learn that bluesky assigns every user a mushroom when they sign up. Step 2: Create website to check assigned mushroom and learn some fun facts about it :)

bsky.sekret.cc/fun/shrooms

maybe someday they will invent problems that go away if you ignore them enough

grocery shopping goals for today: don't forget my keys when I leave my apartment