I fuckin hate the “replace everything fattening with cottage cheese, you’ll never tell!” asshats.

There are two recipe ppl I like. One some white dude who tests the fake looking shit, gives it a 0-10 rating, and then ends with “K byeeee”. The other some UK dude who advises you to eat what you crave

Oh I know those vibes. My youngest has 12 blankets on her bed. One of them was mine, another one was hubs’, small comfort seekers are not kind when it comes to blanket claiming hahahaha

I’m sorry, but I think it’s fair to say that *Rocket* got that blanket in the mail just a few minutes ago 😂 😂 😂