phzzxguy.bsky.social
@phzzxguy.bsky.social
Yes, because obviously the giant corporations using AI to manufacture goods with no human workers will altruistically distribute those goods to the people who need them.
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
No, the federal government can just sit by as state governments send police into Blue districts, reduce the number of polling locations, and harass anyone who looks a little too tan.
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Silly not to factor in the time zone. Having lived in both Maine and Michigan, in the same time zone, I can attest that the extra hour makes a huge difference. 4pm sunsets in Maine were horrible.
January 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
But the national guard wasn't even there. How will Trump take credit?
January 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
The more right-wing the town, the easier it is to claim religious exemptions, so your little snots can go spread disease at school.
December 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Wow. Look who didn't provide a *source*.

"Not every quote some idiot posts on the internet is true."
-Abraham Lincoln
December 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Headline must be edited, reader suggests.
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
You can help out The Cookers by following them on Spotify or whatever platform you listen on.
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Step 1: Supply weapons.
Step 2: Keep your mouth shut about the war crimes.
Step 3: Collect your award.
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
And this is why the left drives people away, because no one will ever be completely left-wing enough to stay accepted in the group.
December 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
So, if you quote Trump saying something awful, *in front of Trump, leaving him SHAKEN* that means you *support* Trump?
I think you need to work on your interpretation skills.
December 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
By a factor of 17?
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Everyone in the country: "Duh."
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Sounds like she needs a less public but more effective solution.
December 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Pam Bondi: "He definitely appears to be an illegal immigrant antifa trans man who voted for Gavin Newsom."
October 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm as anti-MAGA as they get, but somehow I doubt that any city mayor has the authority to walk in and inspect a federal facility.
May 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Unfortunately, the Vatican will send messages over the next month equating to "And now, back to our regularly scheduled program."
April 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
They were $6.00 per dozen, and now you can get an egg for only 75¢!
April 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Now give him that biscuit that you're holding against the camera.
April 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Look, if your kid dies, you know not to buy that toy again. It's not complicated.
April 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I wouldn't want my face shown either if I were anywhere near Trump. She's doing what she can to reduce the impact of his idiocy on Michigan.
April 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Nothing like working-class men voting for Trump by a large margin and getting what they asked for.
April 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If a channel is claiming to be a news outlet, it can’t just ignore all the news that makes us sad.
November 18, 2024 at 9:19 PM