Jon
@phyrkrakr.bsky.social
Lurker. I listen to the #STLCards on the radio a lot. I also watch the #STLBlues and shitpost. He/him
No, you're right. It's like being down 4, hitting a three run homer, and then sac bunting
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
No, you're right. It's like being down 4, hitting a three run homer, and then sac bunting
Buddy Cianci
Thought to be fancy
But the gales of November came early
Thought to be fancy
But the gales of November came early
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Buddy Cianci
Thought to be fancy
But the gales of November came early
Thought to be fancy
But the gales of November came early
I live 60+ miles from the nearest station, at the bottom of a hill. You're right, but it doesn't work for me
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I live 60+ miles from the nearest station, at the bottom of a hill. You're right, but it doesn't work for me
Backtracking to this: I apparently have an endless capacity for random trivia that connects in stupid and surprising ways, mostly in the creative arts
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Backtracking to this: I apparently have an endless capacity for random trivia that connects in stupid and surprising ways, mostly in the creative arts
Also, now I'm just imagining Spock giving the nerve pinch to Animal
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Also, now I'm just imagining Spock giving the nerve pinch to Animal
The Muppets Take A Spaceship: Because God Doesn't Need One
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The Muppets Take A Spaceship: Because God Doesn't Need One
Going from getting a Vulcan nerve pinch to this
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Going from getting a Vulcan nerve pinch to this
Oh, it gets better. He wrote for the MUPPETS!
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Oh, it gets better. He wrote for the MUPPETS!
The actor (Kirk Thatcher) wrote and performed the song a la sex pistols, but it's just that 30 sec clip, afaik
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The actor (Kirk Thatcher) wrote and performed the song a la sex pistols, but it's just that 30 sec clip, afaik
"We have to keep fighting" says the guy on the team that just surrendered the fight they were winning
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"We have to keep fighting" says the guy on the team that just surrendered the fight they were winning
This feels like a team where Gibby goes 9 IP, 14K, 2BB, and they either win or lose 1-0
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This feels like a team where Gibby goes 9 IP, 14K, 2BB, and they either win or lose 1-0
Hockey is my winter sport. Baseball runs April to October, hockey runs October to April (more or less, playoffs excepted)
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Hockey is my winter sport. Baseball runs April to October, hockey runs October to April (more or less, playoffs excepted)
Not quite, I guess, but he's close
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Not quite, I guess, but he's close
I'm not doing math tonight, but does Gibby out-WAR the rest of them combined?
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm not doing math tonight, but does Gibby out-WAR the rest of them combined?
It was the NLDS/
AND you hadn't played your best/
Now it's game 3 and you're facing Ohtani...
He's homered again/
AND again and again/
Five runs is fou-our too many...
AND you hadn't played your best/
Now it's game 3 and you're facing Ohtani...
He's homered again/
AND again and again/
Five runs is fou-our too many...
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It was the NLDS/
AND you hadn't played your best/
Now it's game 3 and you're facing Ohtani...
He's homered again/
AND again and again/
Five runs is fou-our too many...
AND you hadn't played your best/
Now it's game 3 and you're facing Ohtani...
He's homered again/
AND again and again/
Five runs is fou-our too many...
"the team has decided to move in a different direction"
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"the team has decided to move in a different direction"
Luckily the dog likes the burnt bits
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Luckily the dog likes the burnt bits
THAT'S what I was trying to think of!
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
THAT'S what I was trying to think of!
"It's only a couple toonies more!" he said
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"It's only a couple toonies more!" he said
When you got to Timmy's, the wolverine behind the counter asked if you wanted poutine to go with the back bacon and...uh, beaver steaks?
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
When you got to Timmy's, the wolverine behind the counter asked if you wanted poutine to go with the back bacon and...uh, beaver steaks?