Phoenix Police - Parody
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Phoenix Police Parody Account
Our commitment to your safety is unmatched! That's why we proudly allocate more resources and staff to our Public Affairs team than to our Adult Sex Crimes Unit, which boasts an impressive 10% clearance rate. Priorities?
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June 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Our commitment to your safety is unmatched! That's why we proudly allocate more resources and staff to our Public Affairs team than to our Adult Sex Crimes Unit, which boasts an impressive 10% clearance rate. Priorities?
Nailed it.
Nailed it.