phxcrt.bsky.social
@phxcrt.bsky.social
Dad of 4. Psychiatrist. Humor
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf and now get ready for Elvis Costello with tennis elbow
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I only do orthodox Pilates. I just don’t think reformed is as devout.
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Just once in my life I’d like to run downstairs to this at the breakfast table, grab one slice of toast and run out the door saying “bye mom I’m late for class!“
October 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
We are in the sosa McGuire steroid era for academic writing and publishing
October 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I don’t want the president to be a clownish buffoon
June 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
April 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So what brings you in today?
Patient:
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
March 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Why did we pick the term “neoliberal” to mean pro-capital libertarian
February 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Love being pedantic when I hear young person say they’re cooked I obnoxiously correct them “you mean your GOOSE is cooked young man”
February 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m buying stock and entropy now. I have a feeling it’s gonna go up Q1 of 2025.
December 13, 2024 at 7:28 PM
*at the bowling alley for the first time*
Ok so the strat here is pin maxing first roll
December 7, 2024 at 4:24 AM
A clever skeet that says “child raising and my kids actually are my creative outlet”
November 21, 2024 at 1:00 PM