Did you know that the holes on the top of a bird's beak are for releasing the salt that their glands filter out?

Well, now you do.

PS the moon has caves which still shocks me.

Jeremy Vine has just asked an entomologist if people should bring cockroaches into their homes to get rid of bedbugs and I-

(It's the holidays. My colleagues insist on Radio 2. It is painful.)

Just met a dalmatian wearing a bandana that said "nervous" and same, boy, same.

Listening to a podcast episode about ornithology/birders and it is hilarious to hear somebody just discovering how intense birding is. Is it the interest that is most able to fool? Like, people think it's cheap & for nerds but actually it'll cost you millions & you get attacked by gangs a lot?

Ooh, lads, is it too early to say fuck the Tories here?

(No. It is never the wrong time.)

Starting as I mean to go on: following 3 people, posting a photo of an autumnal dinosaur standing on a very nice rock.