The most unrealistic thing about Oblivion isn't the story or the magic or anything like that. It's that the cheapest house in the land is a waterfront property near the Imperial City.

Your secret is safe with me. Especially from that one person.

There seem to be very few bees this year. I hope the world isn't ending.

I'm gonna switch my computer to Linux at some point, but that takes effort and I'm just not about that at this point in time.

Went to a Pirate Adventure dinner recently and one of the pirates was definitely on cocaine. They put on a hell of a show so I guess it's working.

I remember old media referencing "peeping toms" as an understood phenomenon. I imagine easy access to porn really did a number on that. So that's one good thing about the internet I suppose.

Playing random demos via Steam is the gamer equivalent of Bernie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.

It's never too late to make a feeble attempt to delay the inevitable.

There sure is a lot of animal abuse in Steamboat Willie

Don't you hate having to do a thing you've never done before and then you do it slightly wrong and wish you could do it better next time but you only had to do it once so now your incompetence for this one thing is immortalized

Timezones give Santa the edge he needs to accomplish his yearly feat of bringing Christmas joy to children in direct proportion of their family's economic well-being.

I don't know who needs to hear this but there's a spider about to crawl onto you!