phunq
@phunqsauce.bsky.social
I am here for retro entertainment, Cleveland sports, and being a goofy ass sarcastic bastard. All fun, no bullshit drama.
On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
1990 Everlast is surpringly not super goofy looking.
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
1990 Everlast is surpringly not super goofy looking.
Shawn Levy in Zombie Nightmare vibes
January 11, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Shawn Levy in Zombie Nightmare vibes
I saw these and the first thing that popped in my head was "I can't wait for @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social to do a write up in the near future." They are almost like the Crystal Pepsi of snack chips.
December 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I saw these and the first thing that popped in my head was "I can't wait for @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social to do a write up in the near future." They are almost like the Crystal Pepsi of snack chips.
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
Drop something MIRRORED 🪩 🖤 🪞
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Drop something MIRRORED 🪩 🖤 🪞
This is the only GI Joe toy we ever owned growing up. Received it as a random gift from an aunt and uncle one year for Christmas. We ended up using figures from other toy lines with it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is the only GI Joe toy we ever owned growing up. Received it as a random gift from an aunt and uncle one year for Christmas. We ended up using figures from other toy lines with it.
Drop something SNOWY 🌨️ 🖤 ❄️
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Drop something SNOWY 🌨️ 🖤 ❄️
Post your favorite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Post your favorite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.
Gobble Gobble. Turkey Volume Guessing Man is ready
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Gobble Gobble. Turkey Volume Guessing Man is ready
Time for a midweek mood check!
Using a vid, GIF, or pic share how you are you feeling today 🖤
Using a vid, GIF, or pic share how you are you feeling today 🖤
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Time for a midweek mood check!
Using a vid, GIF, or pic share how you are you feeling today 🖤
Using a vid, GIF, or pic share how you are you feeling today 🖤
Drop Someone BALD 👩🏻🦲 🖤 🧑🏼🦲
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Drop Someone BALD 👩🏻🦲 🖤 🧑🏼🦲
Team Jet-Alert over here. "Easy t' Take™ " As if caffeine has ever been hard to take?
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Team Jet-Alert over here. "Easy t' Take™ " As if caffeine has ever been hard to take?
I will drink a meth orange juice in your honor.
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I will drink a meth orange juice in your honor.
This felt appropriate for a night like this.
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This felt appropriate for a night like this.
If you see this, quote with your favorite Pokémon. (wrong answers only)
October 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you see this, quote with your favorite Pokémon. (wrong answers only)
Most of my childhood Halloween costumes are long gone but this Hornhead mask still lives! The neck is a little dried out and frayed in spots but it's still good!
October 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Most of my childhood Halloween costumes are long gone but this Hornhead mask still lives! The neck is a little dried out and frayed in spots but it's still good!
Drop some PUMPKINS 🎃🖤
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Drop some PUMPKINS 🎃🖤
The Garfield phone and this style of Mickey phone were my holy grails as a kid.
September 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The Garfield phone and this style of Mickey phone were my holy grails as a kid.
It’s Saturday night. Post something hot.
September 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It’s Saturday night. Post something hot.
Drop someone laughing
September 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Drop someone laughing