Andrew
@phunkmachine.bsky.social
YoVideogames! podcast host. Also, writer. Occasional filmmaker. Once, a creative director.
Hi.
Hi.
Every morning for the last four years, my alarm clock body slams me one minute before my phone goes off.
Today, I body slammed *him*.
Today, I body slammed *him*.
June 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Every morning for the last four years, my alarm clock body slams me one minute before my phone goes off.
Today, I body slammed *him*.
Today, I body slammed *him*.
So much crap these days but try to remember there’s a lot of people who get joy (and money) from making you forget the good and focus only on the bad.
Get off the internet and go outside. Talk to actual people.
Here’s Doug as a timeline cleanse:
Get off the internet and go outside. Talk to actual people.
Here’s Doug as a timeline cleanse:
March 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
So much crap these days but try to remember there’s a lot of people who get joy (and money) from making you forget the good and focus only on the bad.
Get off the internet and go outside. Talk to actual people.
Here’s Doug as a timeline cleanse:
Get off the internet and go outside. Talk to actual people.
Here’s Doug as a timeline cleanse:
So, you need a bookshelf and all you have is cheap dimensional lumber…
January 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So, you need a bookshelf and all you have is cheap dimensional lumber…
Pups first snow day has been magical. A relief from the stress and heartache for my friends and family back in LA.
January 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Pups first snow day has been magical. A relief from the stress and heartache for my friends and family back in LA.
Police Academy has better stying power. Lost in the move but I have the box set of all of the police academy movies haha
December 24, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Police Academy has better stying power. Lost in the move but I have the box set of all of the police academy movies haha
Like one so good I questioned my sexuality for a good hour afterwords..? No.
December 24, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Like one so good I questioned my sexuality for a good hour afterwords..? No.
I know everyone wants me to say Pachycephalosaurus for the lols but it’s probably Ankylosaurus
December 24, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I know everyone wants me to say Pachycephalosaurus for the lols but it’s probably Ankylosaurus
I can appreciate good trolling as much as the next person but if this is the only message I ever get on ngl? Perfect app. No notes.
To answer? Yes.
To answer? Yes.
December 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I can appreciate good trolling as much as the next person but if this is the only message I ever get on ngl? Perfect app. No notes.
To answer? Yes.
To answer? Yes.
I dunno if he’s gonna make it all four years guys.
November 27, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I dunno if he’s gonna make it all four years guys.
“hOw To BlOcK a FrIeNd WiThOuT tHeM kNoWiNG”
November 27, 2024 at 5:15 AM
“hOw To BlOcK a FrIeNd WiThOuT tHeM kNoWiNG”
Finished red oak bokken made entirely by hand over a cumulative total of 12 hours.
November 23, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Finished red oak bokken made entirely by hand over a cumulative total of 12 hours.
So, you want to build a bokken with hand tools… (pt. Coming some time in the future)
November 15, 2024 at 10:53 PM
So, you want to build a bokken with hand tools… (pt. Coming some time in the future)
Done! I activated the option.
November 7, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Done! I activated the option.
“You’ll miss the sunsets”, they said, “There’s nothing like LA sunsets.”
But they were wrong.
But they were wrong.
October 29, 2024 at 9:13 PM
“You’ll miss the sunsets”, they said, “There’s nothing like LA sunsets.”
But they were wrong.
But they were wrong.
As I slowly move away from smart phones, I’ll have to start carrying a camera again.
Anyway, here a look inside Sloss Furnace. Feels like it’s a location in Silent Hill, doesn’t it?
Anyway, here a look inside Sloss Furnace. Feels like it’s a location in Silent Hill, doesn’t it?
October 26, 2024 at 10:36 PM
As I slowly move away from smart phones, I’ll have to start carrying a camera again.
Anyway, here a look inside Sloss Furnace. Feels like it’s a location in Silent Hill, doesn’t it?
Anyway, here a look inside Sloss Furnace. Feels like it’s a location in Silent Hill, doesn’t it?
My dog has really taken to his teenage years.
October 18, 2024 at 10:50 PM
My dog has really taken to his teenage years.
I finally found the dildo of consequences.
December 22, 2023 at 12:32 AM
I finally found the dildo of consequences.