Sorry Donald, but you've got your work cut out if you want to top "Bleach blonde bad-built butch body"

Carl the Dungeon Crawler (for total fun escapism)

Trump wasn’t talking to us when he said there’d be a Golden Age and enrichment from day one.

To be fair, Trump said the MRI result was “outstanding.” So signs of stroke or dementia could be “standing out.”

Trump made $1.3 million in royalties off his stupid Trump Bibles via Lee Greenwood last year. The grift thrives like black mold.

At this rate, it will be MTG versus DJT in the White House MMA cage match, and my money is on Marge. She’s got bonus spelling and grammar modifier points, and Hell hath no fury…

When everything someone doesn’t like is either a witch hunt or a hoax, maybe… he’s the bad guy.

Wow, that’s says something when Trump’s spelling skills are better than Epstein’s were.

After Trump ripped clumps of her hair out.

The late, great.

More bloviating BS from Trump. Fraud is less than 1% of total SNAP, with a national payment error rate of approx 10%, but this is mostly mistakes in eligibility determination or paperwork, not deliberate fraud, and states with high error rates are required to implement corrective action plans.

Leavitt jumped in with a “your mama” to really elevate the discourse!

North Carolina needs to treat him like kudzu. No tolerance.

Who would fight so hard to suppress information that would prove their innocence? Only the guilty.

The Trump Tariffs have increased the costs of food, materials, services, and repairs, costing us about $2000 more this year so that extra grand we generally don’t have is going to increased cost of just living.

C’mon, embolism!