Twinks are ephemeral, bears are forever.

Petition to change the national anthem to Bo Burnham’s That Funny Feeling.

How is one supposed to react to Elon Musk Nazi saluting on the world stage?

If you are an arsonist and are going to burn down LA, at least have a cool manifesto.

I think people know something about the butthole that I don’t.

If you aren’t gagging on the tooth brush, you aren’t doing it right