Oh it’s absolutely gorgeous

I got pneumonia and this didn’t happen. Rip my franz kafka chungus live

Slowly reuploading some previous posts that I’d deleted because they’d shown my face. Apologies, my stalker recently found my sfw account :)

Look. My penis is Pink.

oh wow this turkey sure has been basted bsky.app/profile/phry...

Yes this is catty but brother this is tried and tested technique