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🦈 concept art for the game I’m absolutely never going to make

Game title: “grand theft shark 4: xxxxtreme shark summer”
Studio: me
Release date: never

#screenshotsaturday #vaporware #gamedev #dalle 🦈
A fake poster for a game called “grand theft shark”. There are explosions in the background and a 3 shark motorcycle gang riding over the water. A red Cadillac is driving straight out of the poster. American $20 bills are fluttering because they just did a heist. Another version of the shark poster but without explosions. The sharks are on the roof of the Cadillac and it’s going across the waves like a surfboard. Somehow there’s a steering wheel on the roof. Money is flying everywhere. Two greybeard motorcycles are jumping out of the frame, one appears to be screaming. A shark is holding a gun that is attached to a golf club. It’s hard to understate just how surreal this fuckin generated ChatGPT art is. It looks very good and detailed, but then you notice that the shark is wearing sunglasses that are stabbed into his head somehow. The more you look at it the weirder it gets. I hope my words at least gets some of the craziness across!
January 7, 2024 at 3:23 AM