Slow. Mo. Jiggle. 🍑
Our Traffic Cone knows how to bounce back 👀💥

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Give it a twist and watch it jiggle 🌀👀
This Screw’s got bounce where it counts…

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🎥🍑 Twang test: passed
Got to love that jiggle 😏

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🖤Anchor:
Perfect for warming up, relaxing, and easing into play. Smooth, gentle, beginner-friendly… the ideal first step

🖤Twyster:
A spiral-textured plug that adds just the right amount of extra stimulation

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🥚 Yolk is feeling extra tempting this week…
Perfect for fuller sensations, discreet public play, and keeping that pelvic floor on point 👀💛

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Meet Twyst — our curvy, girthy beginner’s favourite 👀
Smooth, generous, and designed to keep on giving… every curve hits exactly where you want it.

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Meet Flex — smooth, curved, and designed to hit every right spot 👀
Flex keeps it simple: just pure comfort and perfect angles.

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Flexible, beginner-friendly, and a dream for G-spot play — what more could you want?

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Don’t just shop Phreak Month… get spoiled by it. 👀
Subscribe to our emails and unlock Subscriber Spoils all month long.

This week?
💌 Spend £50+ and earn Phreak vouchers to use in Dec–Jan (£10–£50 back).

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Autumn leaves, cold breeze, and something lurking in the woods... 🍂🪓 The Axe never looked so at home. #AutumnVibes #PhreakClub #StayPhreaky

🩸 A sweep through the shadows…
Lurking in the black abyss is Splicer — a stitched-together nightmare born in the Phreak Lab. 🖤👻
Will you face the monster this Halloween?

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Locked up tight, twisted just right 🔒💚 Get a full 360 of Kaige — the caged creation that’s equal parts beauty and brutality. #Kaige #PhreakClub #StayPhreaky