Ain't no tree branch stout enough to hold up that much squrrl.

It's like I can almost hear the '𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘵!' just from looking at this pic. Lovely! 💜

Das Booty

The slorsh heard 'round the world whenever you move about.

Erect size equals new flaccid size, so each successive erection keeps getting bigger and bigger.

I thought you were describing me for a second. I totally have a dozen semi-finished OC's for this very thing.

Slightly alternate take, their balls becoming hygroscopic - something that absorbs water. So that quick dip in the pool leads to the water level becoming replaced with BALLS and making the diving board even more fun.

Warnings only get in the way of fun!

There goes the neighborhood 💜

Probably had just as much fun unwrapping all those gifts!
Happy Birthday! ^_^

I adore your silly sketches 💜

My brain's initial reaction is to imagine how that heft 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 flopping out into glorious view like that.

I'm suddenly reminded of an alternate take on the title of a classic Bradbury film, "𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘞𝘢𝘺 𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴" 💜