I tuned in to the live news at the exact time to see them not actually have any news for 30 minutes while they kept the live shot running just in case news happened, and made the poor TV host talk about hypothetical situations for at least 30 straight minutes.

Oh my god that is a majestic beast. I want to steal your dog now. He’s the greatest and we’re now best friends and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Yes that is true, but also no it isn’t.

Mom: “We have Captain Marvel at home”

The Captain Marvel at home:

Technically, you’re correct.

I kinda want it. Physically snapping the phone closed to hang up on someone is much nicer than hunting for a virtual hang-up button. You can do it with one hand without looking.

I used to be card people. There are usually nice people amongst the card people. But I defected to D&D, and it’s definitely nicer over here.