What I will not abide is zoomers telling me that I should be happy with arcade-y feel, and I should go play Session if I want realism. I wore out my welcome on the skate. demos at my local GameStop in 2007, don't tell me what Skate is supposed to feel like

365 days on this Earth and you've spent every single one of them shitting in your pants

elon on the first day of pre-algebra: 🤯

Maybe the worst part is it was routinely delayed without much warning (Amtrak!), so you'd go through all this trouble to be ready to board at 4am and it would show up at 6:30am

Still have nightmares of trying to schedule an Uber pickup for 3am in Cayce or staying out way too late in the Vista so I could catch the 4:15am northbound Amtrak

She wrote "LGBT" SIX times and never once reflected on the irony of including that last letter in an essay where she makes clear she's no ally of theirs

"We'll see" 😬

Mom can't find her meds, dad's suddenly catatonic, and basically everyone in the family has just shrugged their shoulders, said "huh", and moved right along

Hey man it's hard out here for a CAS Econ grad 😭