Our disposable nappies have ~5% fail rate. Wiener contained, nappy padding half empty, yet toddler in mystery puddle.
Might start mailing fails to manufacturer, asking for investigation.

After 5yrs of door not closing, fixed strikeplate & hinges.
Now 5yrs muscle memory saying "walk thru closed door, it'll be fine bro"

Got new car, only halfway through manual. Wife asks me to dropoff kid.

Schrödinger's sleep debt: sleep tracker won't sync, in superposition of tired😴 / refreshed⚡until measurement occurs